Who says it?
Which dialect is almost their own languages
"Sønderjyder"
Who is a highway?
Fyn
Who drives a traktor
Jyder
Who thinks they are the best?
Copenhageners
What does outsiders think all Danes look like?
Tall, beautiful and blonde
Rånner me' brånner
Fynboer
Who is one big field
Jutland
Who writes their bike everywhere?
All danes
Who thinks that sjællendere are wanna be americans
Fynboer AND jyder
What 2 Football clubs are the biggets rivals?
Brøndby and FCK
Gratværk/makværk
jyder
Who is allways left out/ forgotten
Bornholm our sunshine island
Who spends way to much money
"Sjællendere"
Who is the most hated island by zealand
Amager
Who almost made Denmark run out of "Gammelknas"
The BMO crazy Copenhageners
Who has the biggest variaty of personalities
Copenhagen
Who drinks the most alcohol
Sjællendere