Promo Perks
This caffeine-fueled beverage might get fancier after a promotion.
What is coffee?
Common excuse for being late to a Zoom.
What is “technical difficulties”?
Danny’s go-to vibe when everything hits the fan.
What is calm / chill?
The day of the week everyone dreams about.
What is Friday?
A common office item that may get upgraded when you’re the boss.
What is a desk?
Some people pretend to do this during a meeting, but their screen tells another story.
What is pay attention?
What does Danny love to do?
What is run into fires.
Something people do in the last 5 minutes of a meeting.
What is mentally check out?
More of these pop up on your calendar when you're in charge.
What are meetings?
An unexpected noise from this household can interrupt a meeting.
Who are Scarlett and Lyra?
He’s known to always have his team’s what?
What is back?
A reason someone would really love their boss.
What is support / raise / gift cards/ jokes?
Acronyms like SOC, DED, and UM fall into this category.
What is corporate jargon?
A good reason to suddenly turn off your camera.
What is eating lunch / hiding a mess?
This unofficial team reward may have magically appeared on hard days.
What are gift cards?
This “superpower” helps you survive long email chains.
What is patience?
With a promotion comes more of this—a word for delegating and leading.
What is responsibility?
A digital “reaction” that replaces clapping.
What is the clapping emoji?
The kind of leadership trait that made Danny promotion-worthy.
What is supportiveness / reliability?
Phrase Danny might say more often with a promotion.
What is ALLRIGHTTT