AWS
This is the oldest AWS service in existence.
What is SQS?
Azure's identity and access management service.
What is AzureAD?
This is GCP's object storage service.
What is Google Cloud Storage?
A distributed version control system released by Linus Torvalds in 2005.
What is Git?
The year when Cloudreach was founded.
When was 2009?
It is definitely NOT pronounced 'ah-mee'.
What is an Amazon Machine Image?
The Windows hypervisor platform.
What is Microsoft Hyper-V?
What is GCP Virtual Private Cloud?
The de-facto standard container orchestration platform.
What is Kubernetes?
The Berlin Cloudreacher with the longest standing seniority and an undying love for red pandas.
Who is James Wells?
This physical device is used to import and export up to 80 TB of data to and from the AWS cloud.
What is an AWS Snowball?
Azure's core deployment management service and current API standard.
What is ARM?
Google-internal cluster manager that led to the creation of Kubernetes.
What is Borg?
TCP begins on this layer of the ISO/OSI model.
What is layer 4?
Cloudreach founder who recently made his aircraft pilot license.
Who is James Monico?
This service enables conditional forwarding of DNS queries between on-prem and cloud.
What is Route53 Resolver?
An ISCSI appliance which syncs to Azure Storage.
What is Azure StorSimple?
Managed Apache Hadoop & Apache Spark on Google Cloud.
What is DataProc?
A network routing protocol which labels packets with tags.
What is MPLS?
Internal Project led by Adam Temple designed to boost reusability of infrastructure code across Cloudreach.
What is the Blueprint Gallery / Project Deploy?
This internal terabit-scale state manager is used as the architectural foundation of high-performance services such as NLB, EFS or Transit Gateway.
What is AWS HyperPlane?
Microsoft's ML-based framework for language understanding.
What is LUIS?
An internal atomic clock system which makes Google Cloud Spanner 'tick'.
What is TrueTime?
This disk setup mirrors data to 2 disks without striping or achieving parity.
What is RAID 1?
The location for the next global Cloudreach kickoff gathering.
lol, jk, I have no idea.