This man "Beat It" until he couldn't beat the prescription.
Micheal Jackson
Iran tried playing Jenga with USA and lost twice.
9/11, Twin Towers
Who has said they'd kill them selves the most in call
Prolly everyone cus we play overwatch and csgo
Could evade murder but not his taxes
Al Capone
NASA's Biggest Firework
Challenger Incedent
Lived by being the king, and died on his throne at home
Elvis Presley
Histories Hottest flood in the world
Pompeii
(3 mins later) "oh yo it's Bran and Yuan"
Amish
Average Arabian Man
Osama bin Laden
IRL Homer Simpson Slept on the job and now a city is shut down
Chernobyl Disaster
He said well be high before the night ends and got to high before the night started and did the famous fish dance
Juice Wrld
Woman Captain driving gone wrong
Titanic
How many times in the past 7 days has Dalton been told he'll be touched?
Lost count so maybe over 50
Basic white guy steals organs across London.
Jack the Ripper
Billions of dollars at the bottom of the ocean
Ocean Gate
This man was truly going in one direction in life
Liam Payne
Chinese exotic food led to world shut down and reboot
Covid-19
When is OnyxMisfortunes Birthday? (Double Points)
February 25, 2005
The clown who laughed when he touched you
John Wayne Gacy
Everyone was self diagnosed with depression on this day
Black Tuesday
Smelt teen spirt until he smelt something the blew his mind away
Kurt Cobain
"SODA!!!"
Biden, 2020 election
0 x 7 x 4
0
Gay Bar's Best Dream and Worst Nightmare
Jeffrey Dahmer
"Fixed" School systems and their food
Barrack Obama let Michael make a choice