She was the first person to learn we started dating.
Who is Terra Sloane
If one of us says "no, I don't hate you", this is the only response.
What is "I think you hate me!"
This one of our pets, current or past, literally ran into Mason in the driveway to become a part of our family.
Who was Lithe the cat.
If we were one person, that human would be this old.
What is 45
Who is Scarlet
True or false: we kissed on the ferris wheel at the fair after Thirteen: The Musical OCTA Jr.
What is False: Mason was too scared.
Mason says this Every Single Time we begin playing the NYT Connections.
If Luna is laying on the floor on her back, this is what we call her.
What is "Dead Bug!"
This combined human would have this many siblings.
What is 8
This half has never had surgery of any kind.
Who is Mason
These celestial terms were our first nicknames for one another.
What are Moon (Scarlet) and Star (Mason)
This is an acceptable conversation to have if Scarlet has forgotten something.
What is:
S: I forgorM: You ALWAYS forgor
True or False: Luna is older than our relationship.
What is False: Luna was born in summer of 2020.
This combined human would be this tall.
What is 10 ft 10.5 inches
This half has never called 911 before.
Who is Mason
This stupid movie is the first one we watched together, and sadly, is now important to our relationship.
What is The Kissing Booth
Mason can, as of 3 days ago, no longer ask Scarlet this question (his favorite thing to ask her every day).
What is "will you marry me/hey... you wanna get married?"
True or False: Both of our cats can do the following tricks:
Sit, speak, high five, fetch
What is False: Leaf is so stupid she doesn't even know her own name half of the time
This combined human would currently be working this many jobs.
What is 5 (Scarlet has tooooooo many jobs)
This half has held $14,000 in cash before
Who is Scarlet
This date, including the year, is our anniversary.
What is July 13, 2019
This is the worst bit we've ever done and we hate it BUT it must be performed like charades, not explained verbally.
What is [act out "can I hit my vape"]
If/When we have a daughter, this will be her name.
What is D'vorah
This combined person would have this body count.
What is 10
This half is the gayest.
Trick question: We're both queer and somehow we're having a "straight" wedding. (But Scarlet has kissed more girls than Mason has boys, so.)