Easy
Do I want you to go on a date night?
no
Will I cry if you go on a date night?
Will I be happy you guys are leaving?
Absolutely not!
Will I constantly ask you when you'll be back?
yes!!
Will you have a good time?
yes
Do you guys want to go on a date night?
sadly, yes
Will mommy turn around when she realizes that I might be crying?
Idk whatever mommy says...
Will I have the time of my life while you guys are gone?
maybe.. (no is also accepted)
Will I miss you?
YES!!!
Will I have a good time?
maybe