Dave-isms
She's got a...
When Dave was blasted, he dropped this on the floor and then ate it.
What is pizza?
Dave once got a black eye, but why?
What is because he snatched a black girl's weave off her head when the beat dropped.
Dave was in China working on a law certificate, but really learning how to party with Mati for this long.
What is 6 months?
Dave used to host karaoke night at the Get Down on this night of the week.
What is Thursday?
What is Dave's favorite compliment to someone or something?
What is "it's awesome"?
This is what all of Dave's cooking tastes of according to his friends.
What is white pepper?
According to his sister, what demographic of women hits on Dave above all others?
What are black women who say he's a nice well-educated guy?
This is the private high school he attended in Pittsburgh which explains a lot of how he is today.
What is Shady Side?
Dave once went on a date with a cheerleader from this sports team.
What are the Red Skins?
Dave wants to create an app for others that does this.
What is "map and rate all the public restrooms like yelp"?
What is a pineapple?
A girl once hit Dave with this object.
What is big black d-do?
This is the number of apartments Dave has lived in (for longer than a month) since he's graduated college.
What is 5?
Dave once went to on an adventure with two beautiful single Russian women to this exotic island.
What is Hainan Island, China?
This is what Dave refer to himself as when he's blasted and trying to get everyone home.
What is "sentinel mode"?
Dave set himself on fire because he was trying to do this.
What is fry some 99 cent shrimp chips?
DOUBLE JEOPARDY!!! Tell the Best Embarrassing Dave story. Group vote dictates the winner.
WIN!
This is the nickname that Dave's fraternity brothers call him.
What is Valdez?
Dave's high school prom date ended up on this CBS comedy sitcom.
What are "andes cap fries and an orange soda"?
What did Dave's mom once feed him so much of that he turned orange?
What are papayas?
What is...
This is the name and type of pet Dave owned after college.
What is Cajone the hamster.
Dave dressed up as this character with his sister for an anime convention.
What is Zootopia's fox, Nick Wilde?