Lore
David once called the Denver Morgue and asked for this.
What is Myra Mains?
David assisted a former homeowner from this building with a temporary place to live, a moving truck, and resources to find permanent housing when he was facing foreclosure.
What is La Tela?
David frequently uses this gif, featuring a former sports star and an animal, to express excitement and anticipation.
What is the Shaq and Cat wiggling gif?
(https://media1.tenor.com/m/Ilt-dZQd-hQAAAAC/shaquille-o-neal-cat.gif)
David might use this nickname if he needs something from the Accounting Team.
Who is JuJu?
(Who is RoRo? and Who is Money Bags? are also acceptable answers)
As evidenced by the walls of his home office, David is really into these.
What are Nike sneakers?
David recently tried to con Nyjah into purchasing a family compound with her in laws at this location.
What are the Uinta properties?
On his 40th Birthday, David gifted each staff person multiple of these.
What are sneakers?
You'll be able to tell that David is "upset" with you if he sends you this gif featuring a disgraced former rapper/producer.
What is Diddy and Elijah O'Conner stare down gif?
(https://media1.tenor.com/m/qksl2viCnz4AAAAd/diddy-stare-stare-off.gif)
This crime fighting duo AI image was born from misspellings/autocorrects of Stefka & David's first and last names, respectively.
Because no one is perfect, David strongly dislikes these adorable animals, despite frequently using gifs featuring them.
What are cats?
If you were to threaten to rat David out for one of his many misdeeds, he would probably say this to you.
What is snitches get stitches?
David secured "the kids" a permanently affordable home at this address after they tragically lost their mother.
What is 5508 Eagle St?
When David is in complete disbelief, he may utilize this gif featuring a popular comedian.
What is the Kevin Hart staring gif?
(https://media1.tenor.com/m/mkeS4o2MAOAAAAAC/kevin-hart-stare.gif)
The origin story of this nickname began when someone dumped a boat on one of ECLT's vacant lots.
What is Shipwreck?
David is known for his love of this item, and has an uncountable number in his garage.
What are bikes?
David recently took a vacation to research his A+ business idea of creating a dance club for specifically for this underserved population.
What are furries?
On more than one occasion (e.g., impending arrival of his second daughter and as year end gifts) David has surprised the team with this item.
What is champagne/prosecco/bubbly?
When David is very sad, he might send you this gif, featuring a writer/actor/creator of a popular tv series.
What is the Anthony Anderson crying on a couch gif?
(https://media1.tenor.com/m/C3grocngSSQAAAAd/sad-blackish.gif)
David once was alerted by both security camera footage and a call from the Denver Police that this activity was occurring at one of ECLT's vacant properties.
What is prostitution?
David once lost an important bet and had to dress as this, which he despises, every Wednesday for a month, as documented on the bet board.
What is a New York Yankee?
David has the honor of receiving the most of these awards out of anyone else in the history of ECLT combined.
What are DEMERITS?
When one of our homeowners was faced with an extremely challenging duplex neighbor situation , David drove to this location multiple times to help her manage the issue and to provide support.
Where is 2912-14 Rams Lane, Fort Collins?
(Just Fort Collins is also acceptable)
If David needs a giant favor from you, he might send you this gif from a popular cartoon movie.
What is the Puss N Boots with giant sad eyes gif?
(https://media1.tenor.com/m/SlZCvYQD27IAAAAC/puppy-dog-eyes-sad.gif)
David & ECLT's former VP of Intimidation are also known by these AI superhero nicknames.
What are the Boston Red Sox, Kendrick Lamar & Drake?
All three must be named for points to be awarded! This is a 500 question!