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100

David's favorite places to eat? Have to guess all 3.

Smokey D's

Maid Rite

Canes

100

Does David smoke?

Drunk cigs don't count so the answer= NO... No points for youuuu!!!

100

What's David doing tomorrow?

Going home for promenade & then going over wedding guest list and addresses- Just what he wants to do lolol

100

Where is David's bachelor party?

KC Baby

200

David's favorite alc drink?

Fireball, Reds, Garage Beer (changes every week hahaha)

200

First time David ever had s*x was what grade?

Freshman.... 

200

David's next big vacation is to where?

Hawaiiiiii ok byieeeeeeee

200

How much is David's insurance on whitey??

$21

300

What's David's favorite hobby? Guess 3 on the list.

Golfing, pickleball, getting ice cream/coffee, being with friends, date nights w/ Macie, working, watching sports, being outdoors, building things 

300

Name 2 places David has absolutely projectile vomited at...

You're probably right!!

300

How many kids does David want?

3

300

How many pounds was David in 3rd grade?

ONE HUNDRED AND 10 POUNDS (aka A BIGGG BOYYY)

400

What's David's favorite thing of all time?

Macie's big juicy booty

400

How many gfs has David had?

Think 7 and 6 were in about a 1-year time frame

400

When does David want to retire & where?

40 & by a lake, but let's be real we will probably end up in Oskaloosa:)

400

What does David call his baby blanket he sleeps with every night?

BLUE MAMA

500

David's favorite coffee order???

Venti (he'd say large) iced brown sugar shaken espresso with pumps of sugar free vanilla and cold foam 

500

Craziest place David's jerked off...

A museum in Washington DC known as the...

United States Holocaust Memorial Museum

500

In our future build (which should be happening right now), how many bedrooms will there be?

Threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

500

The longest David has ever gone without showering?

a WHOLE month

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