David's Favorites
David's favorite places to eat? Have to guess all 3.
Smokey D's
Maid Rite
Canes
Does David smoke?
Drunk cigs don't count so the answer= NO... No points for youuuu!!!
What's David doing tomorrow?
Going home for promenade & then going over wedding guest list and addresses- Just what he wants to do lolol
Where is David's bachelor party?
KC Baby
David's favorite alc drink?
Fireball, Reds, Garage Beer (changes every week hahaha)
First time David ever had s*x was what grade?
Freshman....
David's next big vacation is to where?
Hawaiiiiii ok byieeeeeeee
How much is David's insurance on whitey??
$21
What's David's favorite hobby? Guess 3 on the list.
Golfing, pickleball, getting ice cream/coffee, being with friends, date nights w/ Macie, working, watching sports, being outdoors, building things
Name 2 places David has absolutely projectile vomited at...
You're probably right!!
How many kids does David want?
3
How many pounds was David in 3rd grade?
ONE HUNDRED AND 10 POUNDS (aka A BIGGG BOYYY)
What's David's favorite thing of all time?
Macie's big juicy booty
How many gfs has David had?
Think 7 and 6 were in about a 1-year time frame
When does David want to retire & where?
40 & by a lake, but let's be real we will probably end up in Oskaloosa:)
What does David call his baby blanket he sleeps with every night?
BLUE MAMA
David's favorite coffee order???
Venti (he'd say large) iced brown sugar shaken espresso with pumps of sugar free vanilla and cold foam
Craziest place David's jerked off...
A museum in Washington DC known as the...
United States Holocaust Memorial Museum
In our future build (which should be happening right now), how many bedrooms will there be?
Threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
The longest David has ever gone without showering?
a WHOLE month