Dad Jokes
I went to the zoo and it wasn't very good. It only had one dog. It was..
a shih tzu
The study of the mind and behaviour
Psychology
This common peripheral is referred to in many safety documents as a VDU
Monitor
Who flew too close to the sun
Icarus
You'll be writhing on the ground with joy
ROFL
My friend has designed an invisible aeroplane...
....but i can't see it taking off
The study of the heart
Cardiology
This is the year the OG iPhone was released and 'changed everything'
2007
Who is the king of the gods
Zeus
This anxious feeling will have you checking your phone for updates about an outing/event you did not attend
FOMO
What do you call a magic dog?
A labracadabrador
The study of fungi
Mycology
A tasty browser treat that you always need permission for...
Cookie
What did Prometheus steal from the gods?
Fire
!DAILY DOUBLE!
NFN
What cheese would you use to hide a small horse?
Mascarpone
The study if Insects
Entomology
!DAILY DOUBLE!
A network security system that will make you stop, drop and roll
The first mortal woman created was given an item containing all the world's evil. Who was she?
Pandora
MAMIL
Middle Aged Men In Lycra
Why did Sarah fall off the swing
She didn't have any arms
The study of muscles
Myology
The I in IBM stands for this...
International
What was the child of a mortal and a god called?
A Hero
JSYK
Just so you know