This button is the “safe haven” when your dog starts barking mid-class
What is mute?
This is the most common “guest speaker” in online class
What is the family cat?
The only acceptable “school uniform” in online class
What are pajama pants?
This secret strategy is used when the teacher asks, “Any questions?”
What is close the camera and stay silent?
The one skill every online student now has on their resume
What is pretending to look busy on mute?
This is the real boss battle of online school
What is making eye contact with yourself in Zoom?
This magical item instantly makes you look smarter on camera
What is fake bookshelf background?
The student excuse that works every time: “Sorry, my ___ wasn’t working”
What is Wi-Fi?
The go-to pose for high school students when they have to turn their cameras on
What is the forehead/ceiling combo?
The only sound scarier than your alarm
What is your parent yelling for you to wake up?
The class every teen swears they’ll never use in real life
What is geometry?
This is the most terrifying phrase a parent can say about your phone
What is “Hand it over”?
Website that has overtaken Google
What is ChatGPT?
This is the most popular student pose when the camera is “on”
What is the "forehead" and/or ceiling
Most common phrase used by teens who recently got their drivers license
What is "I'll drive!"?