Mind the Rhyme
All About Baby
Tiny Tails
Baby Budget Blowout
Kaelie Q & A
100
"Hey diddle diddle, the Cat and the (1)________, the (2)________ jumped over the (3) ________."
1. fiddle
2. cow
3. moon
100
How long is a typical pregnancy?
A. 36 weeks
B. 38 weeks
C. 40 weeks
D. 42 weeks
C. 40 weeks
100
What is a baby dog called?
Puppy
100
Guess the cost of this package of 144 diapers -scientifically engineered to disappear faster than your last shred of human dignity- cost?”
A. $36.98
B. $41.99
C. $44.99
D. $48.99
C. $44.99
100
Which of the following has NOT been one of Kaelie's pregnancy cravings?
A. Zebra Cakes
B. Celery
C. Brownies & Ice Cream
D. Pickles
D. Pickles
200
"London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down, London Bridge is falling down, my (1)________ (2)________."
1. fair
2. Lady
200
What color are most babies’ eyes at birth?
A. Brown
B. Blue or gray
C. Green
D. Hazel
B. Blue or gray
200
What is a baby cat called?
A kitten
200
Guess the price of this 1,344 package of Huggies wipes — the only thing standing between you and a level‑five diaper disaster that could qualify for FEMA assistance?
A. $1.00
B. $31.99
C. $35.99
D. $38.48
D. $38.48
200
According to Kaelie, when does Baby-D seem to be the most active?
A. Right before as she's trying to go to bed
B. While she's driving her car
C. During sacrament meeting
D. When she feels hungry
C. During sacrament meeting
300
"Humpty Dumpty sat on a (1)________.
Humpty Dumpty had a great (2)_________.
All the king's (3) _______ and all the king's (4)______
Couldn't put Humpty (5)________ again."
1. wall
2. fall
3. horses
4. men
5. together
300
What is the most common first word for babies?
A. “Mama”
B. “Dada”
C. “Hi”
D. “No”
B. “Dada”
(fun fact - "dada" is easier to say!)
300
What is a baby bear called?
A cub.
300
How much does this Tommee Tippee 12‑piece anti‑colic bottle set that comes with slow‑flow, medium‑flow, and hopefully a "please‑stop‑crying" flow cost?
A. $21.85
B. $24.99
C. $28.99
D. $31.98
A. $21.85
300
Which formerly beloved food has Kaelie’s stomach now banished like a soap‑opera villain?
A) Pizza - pepperoni is a pregnancy no-no
B) Fajitas — once a soulmate, now a sworn enemy
C) Mac and cheese - for reasons unknown
D) Salad - duh!
B) Fajitas
400
"Do you know the muffin man? The muffin man, the muffin man.
Do you know the muffin man who (1) ________ on (2)________ (3) ________."
1. lives
2. Drury
3. Lane
400
Which sense is the most developed at birth?
A. Sight
B. Hearing
C. Taste
D. Smell
D. Smell
400
What is a baby horse called?
A foal.
400
How much do these glow‑in‑the‑dark, European, medical‑expert‑approved, BPA‑free binkies that basically sound fancier than my entire skincare routine cost?
A. $9.99
B. $11.50
C. $13.50
D. $15.50
B. $11.50
400
Which of the following did not make Kaelie’s elite, top‑secret list of favorite names for Baby‑D?
A. Kodak
B. Everest
C. Ida
D. Navy
A. Kodak
500
"Hush, little Baby, don't say a (1)________,
Mama's gonna buy you a (2)________.
And if that (3)________ don't sing,
Mama's gonna buy you a (4) ________ (5) ________"
1. word
2. Mockingbird
3. Mockingbird
4. diamond
5. ring
500
What is the average age when babies start to crawl?
A. 3 months
B. 6–10 months
C. 12 months
D. 18 months
B. 6–10 months
500
What is a baby dear called?
A fawn.
500
How much is this collapsible baby bathtub—the one that folds up, takes your baby’s temperature, includes a hooded towel, a floating cushion, and basically does everything except bathe the baby for you cost?
A. $36.99
B. $41.58
C. $45.99
D. $49.99
A. $36.99
500
What has been Kaelie’s absolute favorite part of being pregnant — the one bright, sparkly joy amid all the nausea and dramatic bathroom sprints?
A) all the extra love and attention Devin gives her
B) Getting to use the "Expectant Mother" parking spaces at Target
C) Feeling the baby move like a tiny, joyful trampoline artist
D) The constant need to pee — a true delight
C) Feeling the baby move
600
"Baa, baa, black sheep, Have you any (1)________?
Yes sir, yes sir,
Three (2) ________full.
One for the (3) __________,
One for the (4) __________,
And one for the little (5) __________
Who lives down the (6) _________."
1.wool
2. bags
3. master
4. dame
5. boy
6. lane
600
What is the soft spot on a baby’s head called?
A. Fontanelle
B. Mandible
C. Crown
D. Capstone
A. Fontanelle
600
What is a baby bird generally called?
A chick.
600
Guess the price of this Papablic Baby Bassinet — the adjustable, mesh‑walled sanctuary that promises peace, order, and maybe even sleep… if the stars align!
A. $89.99
B. $101.99
C. $129.99
D. $145.99
C. $129.99
600
Which of the following has NOT been one of Kaelie’s treasured pregnancy comfort items — the things standing between her and total emotional collapse?
A) A Heating pad — Kaelie’s portable patch of sunshine
B) The pregnancy pillow - aka, "The Great Wall of Comfort"
C) Devin - who provides emotional support and snacks
D) A 12‑foot weighted blanket - a warm, smothering reminder that movement is overrated.
D) A 12‑foot weighted blanket
700
"Mary had a little lamb,
whose (1)_________was white as snow.
And (2) ________ that Mary went,
the lamb was sure to go.
It followed her to (3) ________ one day
which was against the rules.
It made the children (4)__________ and (5)________,
to see a lamb at (6)_________________."
1. fleece
2. everywhere
3. school
4. laugh
5. play
6. school
700
Babies are born without which body part?
A. Kneecaps
B. Elbows
C. Shoulder blades
D. Tailbone
A. Kneecaps (They have cartilage that later becomes bone.)
700
What is a baby cow called?
A calf.
700
Guess the price of this Graco SnugRide Lite LX Infant Car Seat — the lightweight, rear‑facing baby throne with four adjustable base positions, LATCH installation, and enough safety engineering to make you wonder if you should be riding in it instead.
A. $109.98
B. $119.99
C. $129.98
D. $134.99
B. $119.99
700
Kaelie said this is the weirdest thing she has cried about during pregnancy:
A) A commercial featuring a dog that wasn’t even sad
B) A sandwich she ordered that didn't come with the cheese she requested
C) A sweet note from a co‑worker that emotionally tackled her
D) Realizing she dropped a grape and couldn’t reach it
C) A sweet note from a co‑worker
800
"One, two,
(1)_______ my (2) ________;
Three, four,
(3)________ at the(4)________;
Five, six,
(5) ________up (6) ________;
Seven, eight,
Lay them (7)_________:
Nine, ten,
A big fat (8)________;
1. Buckle
2. shoes
3. Knock
4. door
5. Pick
6. sticks
7. straight
8. hen
800
How many bones is a baby born with?
A. 206
B. 250
C. 270
D. 300
D. 300
800
What is a baby raccoon called?
A kit or a cub.
800
Guess the price of this UPPAbaby Cruz V3 stroller — the full‑size, reversible, car‑seat‑compatible luxury chariot that comes with bug shields, rain shields, an infant insert, and a color palette so fancy it looks like it should have its own parking spot at Whole Foods.”
A. $79.99
B. $199.99
C. $399.99
D. $899.99
D. $899.99
800
According to Kaelie, what has been the hardest part of being pregnant — the challenge that simply refuses to clock out?
A) Trying to sleep while the baby practices karate
B) Morning sickness, which boldly ignores the concept of “morning” and lasts forever
C) Finding a pair of shoes warm enough for Utah’s cold weather yet big enough to accommodate her majestic, swollen feet
D) The emotional rollercoaster of choosing what to eat without regretting it instantly
B) Morning sickness, which boldly ignores the concept of “morning” and lasts forever
900
Eeny, meeny, (1)________(2)________
Catch a (3)________ by the (4) ________
If he (5)________ let him go,
1. miny
2. moe
3. tiger
4. toe
5. hollers
900
How many diapers does a newborn typically use per day?
A. 2–4
B. 4–6
C. 6–10
D. 10–14
C. 6–10
900
What is a baby swan called?
A cygnet.
900
Guess the price of this DoHonest Baby Car Camera — the HD 1080p rear‑facing baby surveillance system with night vision, adjustable angles, anti‑glare display, and the general vibe of "I’m watching your kid so you don’t have to dislocate your neck while driving."
A. $29.98
B. $35.48
C. $49.99
D. $54.99
A. $29.98
900
On average, how many times per night does Kaelie need to embark on her sacred, sleep‑interrupting bathroom pilgrimage?
A) Zero — because Kaelie has achieved full bladder enlightenment and transcended earthly limitations.
B) Once, but only if the moon is in the correct emotional state.
C) Two times — the classic double‑feature nobody asked for.
D) Honestly, she's too tired to remember
C) Two times
1000
"Remember, remember the (1)________ of (2)________the (3) ________Treason and Plot.
I know of no (4) _____________ why the (5)___________ Treason should ever be (6)______________.
1. Fifth
2. November
3. Gunpowder
4. reason
5. Gunpower
6. forgot
1000
What is the most common birthday month in the U.S.?
A. January
B. May
C. September
D. November
C. September
1000
What is a baby llama called?
A cria.
1000
Guess the price of this Babysense Prisma Baby Monitor — the 5‑inch HD, two‑camera, split‑screen, night‑light‑rainbow‑machine that plays lullabies, blasts white noise, and proudly asserts "No WiFi" like it’s protecting your baby from international cybercrime.
A. $109.99
B. $119.98
C. $139.99
D. $154.98
C. $139.99
1000
What shocking emotional plot twist has pregnancy brought to Kaelie and Devin’s home?
A. Kaelie constantly asks Devin if he's mad at her
B. Pregnancy has made Kaelie steady and serene — meanwhile Devin is riding an emotional roller coaster with no seatbelt.
C. Plot twist? There is none. Everything is perfectly normal… which is honestly the biggest twist of all.
D. Pregnancy has actually made Kaelie cry less while Devin cries more!
D. Pregnancy has actually made Kaelie cry less while Devin cries more!