Please Hold While I Ask My Trainer
Animals That Look Like They Owe You Money
Corporate Translation Services
Songs Ruined by Weddings
Steve's Bad Decisions Made After Midnight
100
This is what we focus on when determining what someone can safely do ... not simply the name of their diagnosis.
What is functional ability?
100
This bird stands around parking lots with the confidence of someone who borrowed $40 and has no intention of mentioning it again.
What is a seagull?
100
The corporate slang term for "I have no answer and would like this conversation to end."
What is "let's circle back"?
100
This Journey song has survived since 1981, despite being screamed by thousands of wedding guests who absolutely stopped believing around their seventh drink.
What is "Don’t Stop Believin’"?
100
This message begins with "Hey stranger" and ends with you deleting the entire conversation before breakfast.
What is texting your ex?
250
This magical workplace process involves helping a Plan Member resume suitable duties without immediately throwing them back into eight hours of chaos.
What is a gradual return to work (GRTW) plan?
250
This bird walks like it manages a failing nightclub and knows three people who can “take care of it.”
What is a penguin?
250
The corporate slang term for "please stop saying this in front of witnesses."
What is "let's take this offline"?
250
This Village People song requires four letters, aggressive arm movements, and at least one uncle who has been waiting all night for his moment.
What is "Y.M.C.A."?
250
This seems reasonable at 2:17 a.m. and looks like a personal cry for help when it arrives and looks like an order for three.
What is late-night delivery / UberEats / Skip / food order?
500
You had a detailed phone conversation, made several important decisions, and recorded absolutely none of it ... anywhere. According to every trainer currently developing chest pain, you forgot to do this.
What is document the file?
500
This Australian bird has red eyes, powerful legs, and the unmistakable expression of someone who has already blocked your number.
What is an emu?
500
The corporate slang term for "I know you are overloaded, but I need one more thing."
What is "do you have the bandwidth"?
500
This Neil Diamond song causes every wedding guest over 45 to abandon their chair, form a circle, and yell "BA BA BA" like the venue has lost power.
What is "Sweet Caroline"?
500
This online purchase is made after watching one video and briefly deciding you are now the kind of person who owns a home ice cream machine.
What is impulse shopping?
750
This term describes the specific things a person should avoid or limit, such as lifting over 10lbs, prolonged standing, or speaking to anyone before their second coffee.
What are restrictions and limitations?
750
This large flightless bird has the posture of a debt collector and the speed to make sure you do not leave before settling up.
What is an ostrich?
750
The corporate slang term for "this idea is dead, but we are not ready to tell you."
What is "put a pin in it"?
750
This Whitney Houston song is often chosen for weddings by couples who apparently did not listen past the title and missed the part where the relationship is over.
What is "I Will Always Love You"?
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750
This decision involves texting "you up?" to someone whose contact name currently includes three red flag emojis.
What is ignoring personal growth?
1000
This person may provide medical information, complete forms, recommend restrictions, and occasionally write "off work indefinitely" like they are ending a movie.
Who is the attending/treating physician?
1000
This massive African bird is famous for standing completely still while looking like it financed a failed nightclub with your credit card.
What is a stork?
1000
The corporate slang term for "we hope you forget."
What is "let's revisit this next quarter"?
1000
This song by The Police sounds romantic until you realize the lyrics describe someone monitoring every move, breath, smile, and possibly location setting.
What is "Every Breath You Take"?
1000
This social media activity involves 42 weeks of scrolling, one accidental like, and the immediate consideration of changing your legal name.
What is creepin' someone’s profile?