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This is the name of the trophy awarded to the Super Bowl champion. The New England Patriots and the Pittsburgh Steelers have both won it six times.
What is the Vince Lombardy Trophy?
This avian creature was Harry's loyal friend, willingly sacrificing herself by blocking a killing curse intended for her inept, lightening-scarred owner.
Who is Hedwig?
These two Japanese cities were destroyed by atomic bombs during World War II.
What are Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
This Ohio native and author of Calvin & Hobbes has refused to license his creation, otherwise Netflix would have already made a subpar series about the boy and his tiger.
Who is Bill Watterson
What are Trash Cans?
This 49er hall of famer has the most receiving yards of all time with 22,895, which is over 5,000 more than the second-place player, Larry Fitzgerald.
Who is Jerry Rice?
This blonde, misunderstood, gaslit member of the Slitherin house is known for saying "My father will hear about this, Potter!"
Who is Draco Malfoy?
The United States purchased the Louisiana Territory from this country in 1803 for $15 million, which proved to be an incredible bargain that the selling country should feel really stupid for letting it happen.
What is France?
When Calvin becomes a superhero, he dons a cape and calls himself this, which I think Miss Wormwood would have considered an entertaining break from the monotony of teaching 1st grade, and not grounds to send Calvin to the principal.
Who is Stupendous Man?
This Disneyland ride inspired a 2021 motion picture of the same name starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, which was not good. At all.
What is "Jungle Cruise"?
This is the term for a quarterback getting tackled behind the line of scrimmage, which NEVER happens to Olympus QB Jameson Wagstaff because of his quick release and scrambling prowess.
What is a Sack?
Harry faces this dragon in the first task of the Triwizard Tournament, an illogical competition that was way too dangerous for teenagers and no parent would have signed off on.
What is the Hungarian Horntail?
The Treaty of Versailles officially ended this global conflict in 1919, which started in 1914 after the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand.
What is World War I?
Calvin's neighbor, nemesis, and likely future prom date and high school sweetheart.
Who is Susie Derkins?
This fried pastry, made from a simple dough of flour, water, and salt and piped through a star-shaped nozzle into hot oil, and then covered in cinnamon and sugar, is the most delicious treat on planet earth and has been perfected at Disneyland and destroyed at the Costco food court.
What is a churro?
This player has won the most NFL MVP awards, with five. Aaron Rodgers is second, with four.
Who is Peyton Manning?
This currency is the wizarding world's largest unit of money, but useless to muggles because of the lack of any known exchange rates to USD.
What is a Galleon?
This Greek philosopher was the teacher of Plato and is often considered the founder of Western philosophy, even though Vizzini dismisses him as a "moron".
Who is Socrates?
The name of Calvin and Hobbes exclusive, secret, anti-feminist club, is "G.R.O.S.S.", which is an acronym for this.
What is "Get Rid of Slimy GirlS"?
The Matterhorn Bobsleds, which terrified me as a child because I thought the abominable snowmen were real and not animatronic, is inspired by the real life Matterhorn Mountain, located in this European country.
What is Switzerland?
Per FanDuel, this team is the least likely to win the Super Bowl this season, with a line of +40,000, and frankly those odds aren't low enough.
Who is the New Orleans Saints?
This three-headed dog named Fluffy is this magical creature that guards the Sorcerer's Stone. Or the Philosopher's Stone if you are in the UK and don't know what a sorcerer is.
What is a Cerberus?
This famous speech was given by President Abraham Lincoln after a major battle in Pennsylvania in 1863, which also taught me that "four score" is four times 20, which means that "four score and seven years ago" is a pompous way to say "87 years ago".
What is the Gettysburg Address?
This is the last line ever spoken by Calvin in the final strip on December 31, 1995.
What is "Let's go exploring!"
The Haunted Mansion, Brad Packer's favorite ride at Disneyland, undergoes a transformation leading up to Halloween, incorporating characters, music, and elements of this 1993 stop-motion animated film that was not directed by Tim Burton.
What is "A Nightmare Before Christmas"?