"Why do you people fight for money?"
Ivy
Bebop: "Why do you people fight for free?"
"So this is what it feels like to be a hero!"
"I am the rightful heir of Fairfax Industries and it will be mine."
"No one escapes us!"
Killstreak/Gloat
Paige, Pocket, Mo&Krill
"The dead demand justice."
Graves
"You can't put a bullet through hate, ____."
Vindicta
"Okay, so how does this work. I sell you guns, you get my kid through admissions...?"
Dynamo
"I try not to talk to the help."
Doorman: "Very well."
"Let’s get this show on the road, I’m feelin’ peckish."
"It's important to surround yourself with disposable- I mean, good people."
"Most of my kind find legs to be unnerving, but I rather enjoy them."
Character Select
Drifter, Calico, Viscous
"I will dance... and they will die."
Haze
"Oh why bother taunting you, you're going to die of liver failure anyway."
Vyper
"You've got a punchable face, buta wallet anyone could love."
Apollo
"We got our own problems right now."
Shiv
Holliday: "Must be nice having the luxury to drag your feet while innocent people are dying."
"Not gonna lie, this is a little stressful."
"This is why I don't trust other people."
"I don't know guys, you really shouldn't give me responsibitlies."
Last Alive
Celeste, Silver, Rem
"And where, pray tell, do you think you're going?"
Kelvin
"You thought you put your past behind you, but it will be your undoing."
Infernus
"When you get your revenge, remember who helped you."
Seven
"You are old."
Yamato
Grey Talon: "How observant."
"Can't wait to tell the Paradox council about this."
"We were blessed today."
"Do I get a thank you? Of course not."
Post game
Paradox, Venator, Billy
"This is the end!"
"The pursuit of excellence is a marathon, not a sprint."
McGinnis
"You were looking mighty professional, and I'd appreciateit if you wouldn't kill me."
The Doorman
"Today your courage is required."
Mirage
Bebop: "If it means saving Miss Shelley, I'll take 'em all on meself."
"Oh, I like this."
"I'll be safe in here."
"Oh yeah..."
The Cube TM.
Victor, Geist, Wraith
"Need a plan before I use this."
Holliday
"The double life you lead must be exhausting."
Bebop
"Look, just don't bring any trouble my way."
Lash