Oct/Nov
On this fateful weekend in October, Herman met someone online with 200 ______.
Personalities
On this day the 15th of December, we got to see Leslee's ______ picture. It is so sweet <3.
Wedding!
Starting the year out strong... Candi can now walk her dog without getting _____. Yay for dog-training!
Dragged
The moment we got to the office, I was kidnapped. Not subtly, either. The boss plucked me right off my human's desk with the confidence of someone who signs paychecks... from there, I sat inches from my human's face, clipped to the boss's shirt as they had a whole conversation. I took a nice brisk walking tour of the office with the team lead and by the time I was passed to the senior team member, I started to question my entire identity. Who am I?
Emily's ID Badge
Before moving desks, Derryle gave his desk a ______ score of 7.5 (because traffic).
Walkability
Thanks to Rodney's candle selecting skills, I've been able to take whiffs of ____ _____ off and on all day.
Pug farts
We found out that Leslee thinks _____ are cute.
Possums
Tamra BLESSED the whole team with a ____________ background in huddle today.
Spongebob!
After a trip in October, Tamra declared that Tammy with a "y" is ______. However, we did get to see a picture of her enjoying her last meal.
Bonus: what was said meal?
Dead.
Bonus: Lobster.
Tamra asked a question about _______ and everyone went on a singing frenzy trying to name all the ______.
After everyone had done all the work and Tamra had pretty much spelled out the answer, I guessed it correctly. Thanks, guys!
reindeer... reindeer
Early on the morning of January 13, Tamra declared she needed ______. Candi later joined her on a little adventure to acquire said _____.
Houseplants... plants
On this day, February 9th, the year of our lord,2025, Rodney gave Leslee a toy ____. It made her whole day.
Sloth
The entry that started it all...
On September 22nd, in the year of our lord, 2025, I wrote "Dear Diary, Herman said I wasn't cool anymore, and that I've _______. This, after he declared earlier in the morning that I was ______. I don't know what to believe anymore.
Also, _____ is my favorite today. We have a treaty going. We'll see how long it lasts."
"Dear Diary, Herman said I wasn't cool anymore, and that I've changed. This after he declared earlier in the morning that I was "alright". I don't know what to believe anymore.
Also, Derryle is my favorite today. We have a treaty going. We'll see how long it lasts."
On October 10th, in the year of our lord, 2025, we discussed the delicacy of boiled ______.
(Bonus point: we are being told you do not eat this part of it)
Peanuts
(The shell)
Marilyn brought ______ into the office for us to try and _____ said it was life-changing. Honestly, I agree with that.
Chocolate oranges! Derryle!
I was peer-pressured into doing _____ by my coworkers... wanting to avoid judgment, I begrudgingly obliged but I had a lot of verbal complaints as I made the last couple turns.
Parking on the Weast side of the building
Derryle was almost officially disowned by _____ and subsequently, Rodney was asked if he has had any interest in being a lawyer.
When ___ was discussed, this only further flustered Derryle because apparently he's been providing his serivces ___ _____.
Herman... pay... pro bono
About which former caregiver was this written: "P.S. the most humble, low-key, easy-going, non-havoc wreaking ______________ stopped by this afternoon… it was such an unimpressionable interaction it almost wasn't worth mentioning."
Brittany McKnight
On December 16th, 2025, we finally found "_____ ___ ____ ______" aka Herman and Candi's shared custody duckie.
Bonus point: where was he the whole time?
"Dwayne the Duck Johnson"
Herman's desk... bonus context: Leslee tried to encourage Herman because of his blunder by sharing one of her positive sloth notes. Unfortunately, it was such an encouraging note, that he feels no remorse over what transpired.
Marilyn had a very vivid dream that involved a _____ _____ with a _____ _____. Herman has questions and Rodney tried translating it.
little girl, black panther
When Tamra decided to go British on us in huddle this morning, Herman could only respond with "_____".
Indubitably