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Sweep the Leg
"Tim"
Michaels
Tim Michaels
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This metaphor, taken from America's Favorite Pastime, means you only have three chances. 

three strikes and you're out

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I'm not sure why the Terminator chose to use this form of goodbye, I guess he knows Spanish too

Hasta La Vista, Baby

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The United States Government provided these types of packages during COVID to boost economic growth

Stimulus

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The most decorated olympian

Phelps

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We should really refer to him with this designation, after all, he does have a PhD

Dr.

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These were the unfortunate victims of Goldilocks and her quest to find the perfect expirences

The Three Bears

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This quote did not prove true for an unfortunate 12 year old girl, she only had one name in the ball after all 

May the odds be ever in your favor

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Casinos purposefully make it difficult to tell how much of this has passed

time

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Don't confuse this Michael for the 6-time NBA Champ, his "creed" is to knock people out

Michael B. Jordan

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I couldn't let this category go without a mention of this man. Walden, anyone?

HDT

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Can you pass me one of these candy bars, they're comprised of chocolate covered whipped mousse 

Three musketeers

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Following showers, the fourth day of the next month is when you might say this movie quote
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The statement "I think we are gonna win the tournament" is likely this adjective, realistically, Tim is our coach

Optimistic

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This fictional character dubbed himself "Prison Mike" & "Agent Scarn" amongst other controversial "office" jokes

Michael Scott

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Tim pursued a BS from this university circa 2005 - 2009 (he was concurrently pursuing a girl in the band)

Clarion University

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Put on your poker face, but hope your opponent doesn't have a straight when you show this hand

Three of a kind

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Mathematically, this quote makes no sense. But who cares, it was a toy that said it anyway

To infinity and beyond

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DAILY DOUBLE!!!!!

This term refers to a final demand or statement of terms, often issued during intense negotiations or conflicts, leaving no room for compromise

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An unprecedented 1B dollars of personal wealth was reportedly spent by this short-lived presidential candidate on his campaign, don't worry, he's doing fine with the 105B he has left

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Tim's brother works in this profession, finally a Michaels that uses plans in their job

Architect

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You can thank these scientific "laws" (and tim's driving) for making sure the car drives to Dayton safely

Newton's three laws of motion

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This quote highlights the character's twisted sense of humor before he kills a man, I guess I would be twisted too if I were disfigured to wear a permanent smile.

Why so serious

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Although it sounds like it, this form of government was not founded by Tim, but he could vote it since he owns property

Timocracy

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If your gaming on a PC, you can thank this Michael credited as "The Father of the PC industry". You might also see his name on a couple of them

Dell

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Tim reportedly gave this well-known pittsburgh item to a fellow sports fan when traveling in Europe, apparently, the man loved the gift; you wouldn't guess that by its name

Terrible Towel

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