Christmas Songs
some people get together and go door to door and sing christmas songs to spread holiday cheer - what are they called?
SANTA! I KNOW HIM!
Elf
What color is Rudolph's nose?
A. Green
B. Greg
C. Red
Red
Who was born on Christmas Day?
Jesus
It is common German tradition to open presents on which day (that isn't christmas!)
A. New Years Eve
B. Christmas Eve
c. Nevah! Opening presents is not something German people like to do!
B. Christmas Eve
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!
Home Alone
What ran over grandma in this silly christmas song?
a. Greg in a one horse opened sleigh
b. Jack Skellington
c. a reindeer on Santa's sleigh
c. Reindeer
The number of reindeer that pull Santa's Sleigh?
9
Which evergreen tree is the most popular for people to purchase during the christmas season?
A. Balsam Fir (the most fragrant)
b. The Gregorian Fir (fragrant in a different sense, smells a lot like Greg)
c. Frasier Fir (the needles always fall off and make great fodder for sweeping through out the year!)
A. Balsam Fir
Well, are ya comin'? why to the North Pole, of course!
The Polar express
Santa usually has one of these in his sleigh full of presents
a. A sack filled with toys
b. a detailed case file of all of his enemies and their biggest weaknesses
c. Greg
A. Sack filled with toys
Which is NOT a name for Santa?
A. Kris Kringle
b. Jolly Ol St. Nick
c. Krispy Kreme
c. Krispy Kreme
a. Fresh Under Garments
b. Ugly Christmas sweaters
c. A Christmas Gown, complete with all the major jewels and sparkles
b. Ugly Christmas Sweaters (Although I would be on board for a Christmas Ball with beautiful gowns)
“I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future. The Spirits of all Three shall strive within me. I will not shut out the lessons that they teach!”
Charles Dickens A Christmas Carol
How many wise men were there at the nativity?
a. At least 1 because Jesus was there
B. Three
c. Quesadilla
B. Three Wise Men
Name of the plant that people kiss under at Christmas?
Mistleltoe
A. Chicken Nuggets
B. Steak
C. Roast Beast
C. Roast Beast
Fraa-jeel-aay! It must be Italian!
A Christmas Story
What is the best / true meaning of christmas?
a. Greg finally gets a day off
b. For many of the western world christmas is a representation of their religious beliefs manifested by a spirit of goodwill toward men and cheerful time to spend with families and loved ones
c. the gifts. duh.
b or c is acceptable although if you chose C I will suggest that you search your heart and ask yourself what the true meaning of christmas is and get back to me later ;)
The Saturday before christmas! we are a bunch of procrastinators!
On Christmas Eve, many families gather round and read this book / poem:
a. Twas the Eve Prior To Krumpus
b. Twas the Afternoon after Dinner
c. Twas the night before Christmas
C. Twas the night before christmas
There's frost on every window. Oh, I can't believe my eyes! And in my ones I feel the warmth that's coming from the inside! What's this? There's color everywhere! What's this? There are white things in the air! What's this? I can't believe my eyes, I must be dreaming; wake up, Jack, this isn't fair!
The Nightmare Before Christmas
what three gifts were brought to baby Jesus from the three wise men?
A. Huey, Dewey, and Louie figurines
b. Parsely, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme
c. Gold, Frankensense - but wait! there's Myrrh
C. Gold, Frankensense, Myrrh
Complete this lyric:
Hark! The Herald Angels Sing! Glory to _____
a. The chicken Wing
b. The underling
c. the newborn King
C. the newborn king
My family likes to do this christmas gift exchange at their christmas get-together:
a. Secret Santa / White Elephant
b. Naughty or Nice / Impish or Admirable
c. Spin the bottle
A. Secret Santa / White Elephant
Let's see... (counting names one at a time)
Hate...hate... hate... Double Hate. LOATHE ENTIRELY.
The Grinch starring Jim Carrey
Finish this carol: oh come let us adore him, oh come let us adore him Christ the ________
a. the baby
b. christ the lord
c. Christ the Greg
b. Christ the Lord
Santa's famous tag line is....
HO HO HO! Merry christmas!
People leave these out for Santa on Christmas Eve:
a. Hand grenades and fire crackers
b. Milk and Cookies
c. Whiskey and Coke (coca-cola)
B. milk and cookies
Dorey Walker : I believe that Christmas is for children
Kris Kringle : Well your daughter doesn't believe in me, either.
Dorey Walker : I don't think that there's any harm in not believing in a figure that many do acknowledge to be a fiction.
Kris Kringle : Oh, but there is. I'm not just a whimsical figure who wears a charming suit and affects a jolly demeanor. You know, I I I'm a symbol. I'm a symbol of the human ability to be able to suppress the selfish and hateful tendencies that rule the major part of our lives. If you can't believe, if you can't accept anything on faith, then you're doomed for a life dominated by doubt.
True or false - the names of Santa's reindeer are
dasher, dancer, prancer, vixon, comet, cupid, donner, blitzen and Gandalf
FALSE! Rudolph, not Gandalf
This is a very rich thick drink that Stueve LOVES. Its made from eggs and a whole lot of dairy and sugar.
a. Nutmeg
b. Egg Rolls
c. Egg Greg
d. Egg Nog
D. Egg nog
Its a beaut, clark!
Cousin Eddie, Christmas Vacation
Who are the little people who help Santa built all the toys
A. Dwarves
b. Nelwins
c. Elves
C. Elves
According to tradition, when should you have your Christmas decorations down by?
January 5th
What do we wrap christmas present in?
A. Blankets
b. Wrapping Paper
C. Tin foil
B. Wrapping paper
The day after christmas is called what?
a. punching day
b. jiutitsu day
c. boxing day
C. Boxing Day
Santa lives in Antarctica. True or false.
FALSE - the North Pole! Antartica is in the South Pole