Coach Appleby
What is coaches favorite saying?
"My man"
Who is the biggest alcoholic
DINHO
Who accidentally handed the bouncer their real ID?
CC
"I'm not racist, I just prefer white people"
Simon
What is the name of coach appleby's system?
PNF
Who got a sorority formal shut down 2 hours early for throwing up in the bathroom?
Daniel T. Orvin
Who's nickname for their girlfriend is "Strawberry"?
Lil CC Let it Slap with the bass
"When you're having a bad day just be thankful that you're not a woman"
Cole Joseph Feldman
What is our secret nickname for Coach
Crispy
Who nearly wifed up a top 5 biggest bop in the school?
Cole Joseph Feldman
Who is the certified box muncher? (Munched a women's soccer player in hopes of hitting but she went through his phone and saw him texting other girls so she never let him)
JLO
"Get it off my body if you don't want me to suck it" (in reference to toes)
JLO
How does coach take his penalty kicks
No Step
Which two sophomores got lost in the middle of downtown baltimore on our first night out as a team? (+200 for each right answer)
Lulu and Didi
Who got a girlfriend second semester and proceeded to vanish from the face of the earth? (Seriously haven't seen this dude in months)
Daniel T. Orvin
"Bro have you seen the 14 year old girls these days"
Daniel T. Orvin (is anyone surprised his girlfriend is 12)
What school did Coach play Division 1 soccer at?
UNC Charlotte
Who got black out drunk and passed out over the basement toilet for 3 hours while no one knew where he was? (We all thought he was downtown and sent a search party)
Simon Turner
Who got intimate with the football groupie AKA "The Vandalorian"? (Someone please test this man for STDs)
Simon
*in Cancun* "If we find a group of girls we should go skinnydipping. They'd go in first so we get hard"
Funnel Dean