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What did the lawyer name his daughter
sue
100
was taking a plane to China and almost missed my flight. On my way to the terminal there were 7 other girls walking in the opposite direction. Each of these girls had 8 purses and each purse had 2 dogs. How many in all were on the plane?
just one
100
what word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it
short
100
What always ends a sporting event?
a letter t
100
What has a bottom at its top?
a leg
200
Two children are born on the same day from the same mother but they are not twins. How is that possible?
there triplets
200
A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?
he was walking
200
What’s bigger than you, but doesn’t weigh anything
your shadow
200
How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
Mt. Everest; it just wasn ‘t discovered yet. [ You 're not very good at this are you?]
200
Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly
incorrecly
300
Sometimes I'm high and sometimes low, and I creep between your toes. My orders come from the sky, I make men fall and rise. What am I?
the tide
300
The more places I be, the less you can see. What is it
darkness
300
. What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
“Give me my quarterback
300
If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.
300
10. Which is correct to say, “The yolk of the egg are white” or “The yolk of the egg is white”?
Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow [Duh] Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow [Duh]
400
Johnny ‘s mother had three children. The first child was named April The second child was named May. What was the third child ‘s name?
Johnny of course
400
the man at the restaurant says he is on a diet and then ate a hole turkey, 10 slices of pizza, and a pies of pie. the women asked what kind of diet he was? what is the answer
he is on a 'see' food diet
400
Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay it would be called a bagel!
400
Billy was born on December 28th , yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?
he lives in the southern hemisphere
400
What goes up but never goes down
your age
500
A man walks into an elevator presses floor number 1 and goes to work. He comes home from work gets into the elevator and presses number 7. He then walks out of the elevator, and walks up to the 15th floor. Why’d he walk?
He’s a midget.
500
Mr. and Mrs. Jonah are having a picnic. They have three sons. Each of their sons are married and have three daughters. How many people are at the picnic?
2 the only people at the picnic are Mr. and Mrs. Jonah
500
You're in a mansion and the power's out. You see a green door and a red door. Pick one (it doesn't matter which.) Now you see a purple door and a orange door. Pick one (again, it doesn't matter which you pick). Now you see a door with a golden handle and a door with a silver handle. Pick one. You finally come to some signs on three doors. One says "Death from drowning," another says "Death from machine guns," and the last one says "Death from electric chair." Then you see a big sign off to the side that says "Or stay in the mansion and starve to death." What do you choose and still live?
Pick the door with the electric chair. Remember, the power is out
500
.What lights up a soccer stadium?
a soccer match
500
if you have me, want to share me, if you share me you haven't got me what am I?
a secret
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