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The worse thing about growing old is having to listen to the advice of this child on a daily basis.
Who is Chris Johnson?
Dennis' didn't recognize his old classmates from this secondary school because they were so gray, wrinkled and bald.
What is Tioga High School?
When the 70 candles were lit on Dennis' birthday cake, he had to call this person to extinguish the hazardous flames.
Who is a firefighter?
Reading this business-focused, international newspaper on a daily basis, Dennis admits his least favorite section of the newspaper is "70 Years Ago Today."
What is the Wall Street Journal?
When you turn 70, you will hit a 2-acre fairway 10% of the time, but hit a 2-inch branch 90% of the time playing this game.
What is golf?
This brother admits that while growing up, Dennis set the bar and was thankful Dennis was short and set it low.
Who is Gary Johnson?
This college taught Dennis that "70" wasn't so bad if he flunked math.
What is North Dakota State University?
Dennis served as director of this independent agency of the federal government and told them I'm not 70, I'm 69.95 plus tax.
Who is the Federal Reserve Bank?
This Board of Director explained to Dennis that in biblical terms, he is now threescore and ten years old.
Who is Steve Tangen?
Dennis is a member of this church and prays that being "70" isn't a sin.
What is St. John's Lutheran Church?
These two individuals asked Dennis why his January report card grades had dropped and Dennis replied, "They always lower things after Christmas."
Who is Loren and Eileen Johnson?
While attending in-house leadership training conducted by this company, Dennis realized he is so old there is nothing left to learn the hard way.
Who is Impact Dakota?
Dennis was elected to this position in 2000, and when walking past the cemetery researching a citizen complaint, two guys attacked him with shovels.
Who is President of Dickinson City Commission?
When TMI implemented this cloud based software, Dennis assumed it was Moses, the Prophet, using his stone tablet to communicate with God.
What is Microsoft Office 365?
When Dennis had his 70th birthday party, it was so quiet by 8:00 pm that this neighbor didn't even realize there was a party.
Who is Dan Porter?
This female pharmacist told Dennis he's too old for castor oil and too young for Geritol.
Who is Aimee Jo Digatono?
Dennis studied and often quotes this 26th President of the US who once said “Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.”
Who is Teddy Roosevelt?
Serving on the transition team for this Governor, Dennis explained "due to budget cuts, the light at the end of my tunnel has been turned off".
Who is John Hoeven?
Dennis had a senior moment when he hired this individual as Vice President?
Who is George Unruh?
When Dennis frequents this favorite restaurant, he pays the bartender to "card him".
What is The Brickhouse Grille.
When Dennis forgets his glasses on his forehead, he ends up spending time cuddling with this beauty.
Who is Rigley?
Dennis received this degree in 1974 and never fully understood the context until he turned 70 and had fewer moving parts.
What is Master of Science in Industrial Engineering?
Dennis serves as a BOD member on this publicly traded company and tried to convince them that turning 70 is only 21 in Celsius.
Who is MDU Resources Group?
Spending a lot of time with this retired Vice President, Dennis tried to convince him that his idea of happy hour is a nap.
Who is Ron Hartl?
Dennis inherited his dry sense of humor from his ancestors who often say, "Uff da".
Who are Norwegians?