What has to be broken before it can be used?
An Egg!
If you have it, You want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it. so what is it?
A Secret!
What has no beginning, end, or middle?
A Doughnut!
What goes up and never comes down?
Your Age!
What do you throw away that keeps returning?
A Boomerang!
How many of each animal did Moses take on the ark?
Moses didn't make the ark, Noah did.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Your Future!
What can you catch but never throw?
A Cold!
What Runs But Never Walks, Has A Mouth But Never Talks?
A River!
You can have me but cannot hold me. Gain me and quickly loose me, If treated with care I can be great, and if betrayed I will break? What am I?
Trust!
A boy fell off of a 100 foot ladder, but he did not get hurt. How is this possible?
He was only on the first step!!!
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
An Ear of Corn!
A butcher in the store is 5 feet and 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
He Weighs Meat.
How many birthdays does the average man have?
One!
I can run but not walk and wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I.
Your Nose!
Mary's mother had four children; named April, May, And June were the first Three. What's the name Of the 4th child?
Mary!
I am an animal named after the animal that I eat, what am I?
An Anteater!
Many have heard it, but nobody has ever seen it. It will not speak back until spoken to. What is it?
An Echo!
What is black when you buy it, red when you use it and gray when you throw it away?
Charcoal!
Hit me hard and I will crack. But you'll never stop me from staring back? What am I?
A Mirror!
Two Baseball teams played a game. One team won but no man touched a base. How could that be?
They were both Girl teams!
How much dirt is there in a hole that is 3 feet deep, and 6 inches in diameter?
None, because a hole does not contain dirt!
Guess the next three letters in the series GTNTL.
I, T, S. The complete sequence is the first letter of every word in the sentence.
Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How is this possible?
They are grandfather, father and son.
What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end, and the end of every race?
The Letter "E"!