Philosopeeps
Which Professor attended a Star Trek premier wearing a Starfleet Uniform?
Dan, of course
How many different beers does Imminent Brewing have on tap?
13
which professor knows how to build and project 35mm film through work as a projectionist
Eddie
Which is the only professor to have graduated from a college in Minnesota?
Eddie!
What common saying is on the back of the Class of 2018 Philosophy department shirts
"It's the thought that counts"
Which professor rocked a mullet earlier in life?
Doug!
What Philosopher was referred to as "a real pissant who was very rarely stable" in a song by Monty Python
Kant
Which side button on the Nespresso Machine will give you a "Long pull" coffee?
Right
Which Professor is currently in possession of half a stranger's left femur?
Jason!
What Medieval Philosopher fell in love and secretly married his student, Heloise?
Peter Abelard
Which is the only Professor to attend an Ivy League school? Bonus points if you can name that school?
Doug (Harvard)
Which Professor only recently discovered that Limes and Lemons are distinct fruit?
Until 5 years ago, Daniel Groll was convinced limes were merely unripe lemons
What Philosopher had the nickname "the Dumb Ox" throughout their childhood
Thomas Aquinas