FAVORITES
FAVORITE FOOD
PIZZA
CITY WHERE HE LIVED DURING GRAD SCHOOL
SAN MARCOS
DERICK'S MAJOR IN UNDERGRAD
HOOTERS
FAVORITE DESSERT
CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES
YEAR OF DERICK'S MUSTANG
1998
FIRST JOB
PARKS AND REC
DERICK AND EMERY BOTH DO THIS AT NIGHT.
FART
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK
OLD FASHION
LONGEST ROOMATE
CHARLIE
THE JOB DERICK WALKED OUT OF AND NEVER SHOWED BACK UP UNTIL A WEEK LATER TO PICK UP HIS PAYCHECK.
VERIZON CALL CENTER
HOW DID DERICK CALL IN SICK HIS FIRST YEAR AS A PT?
ASKED PEOPLE FOR PICTURES OF THEIR POSITIVE COVID TESTS
FAVORITE ANIMAL
Cheetah
THE LAST BOOK DERICK READ FROM START TO FINISH
THE ALCHEMIST
DERICK'S MOST LABOR-INTENSIVE JOB
SCRAP YARD
HOW OLD IS DERICK'S OLDEST UNDERWEAR?
17 YEARS