Derkach Teaches Music, I Guess
Songs Include:
Red Wine Supernova
My Kink is Karma
Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl
Who is Chappell Roan?
So I saw this show when I was in London and said "Hey, I wanna do that." Then Muncie Civic Theatre held auditions for it and I gave myself a caffeine-induced panic attack so I could get out of what I was doing to attend callbacks.
What is The Play That Goes Wrong?
I have a four planet stellium in this sign. For every planet you guess correctly, I add another hundred points to your score.
What is Aries?
Planets: Sun, Mercury, Mars, Saturn
There was this one time that I was obsessed with this condiment that I had to eat it with everything. That ended when I went to a restaurant with my mother and I got a new bottle of this condiment. I looked inside to see if a little of it would come out and then an air bubble popped and it splattered all over my nose. #Shwoopsie
What is ketchup?
It's a dairy product that people like to eat with fruit and I strongly disagree. Like ew, just why.
What is cottage cheese?
Songs Include:
Dog Days Are Over
Choreomania
Big God
Who is Florence + the Machine?
I'm pretty sure I was cast in the lead of this show because when I was in the dance callbacks I did a pirouette so badly that I almost fell of the stage.
What is You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown!
I main three systems of divinations, two of which are card based. This other one, though, I made my set of them using rocks I found in the White River.
What are runes?
Before teaching was the thing I wanted to do with my life, I had different aspirations. I went to college thinking I would get a degree and then set off into the sunset as I pursued this career.
What is a Christian Musical Artist?
Look, I know it's a skill we're all supposed to develop and it comes in handy when you're in the airport earlier than the time your flight leaves, but oh my GOD.
What is waiting/being patient?
Songs Include:
New York
Pay Your Way in Pain
Broken Man
Who is St. Vincent?
You better believe that as soon as I lose my baby boyish good looks and embrace the lifestyle of the swamp creature, I am auditioning for this show with the largest pair of fake breasts I can find.
What is Hairspray?
I wear this stone as a ring at all times because it's protective and it just brings a look together, y'know?
What is hematite?
What is lactose intolerance?
As a former band student, I'm qualified to speak on this one. And, really, it's not the actual thing I hate, it's the person that operates the thing I hate because I've only met one person that was tolerable that operates this piece of band equipment.
What is the oboe?
Songs Include:
Winter Break
Stayaway
Silk Chiffon
I don't like to watch horror, but I love to read it. With the exception of this musical. I don't care what role I get in this show or if I just direct it, this show is one of my all time favorites.
What is Carrie?
I picked up Ukrainian not because it was cool or as a political kind of thing. I picked up Ukrainian to impress this now dead family member who I gossip with like weekly.
Who is Derkach's paternal grandmother?
For the record, suicide is not a good thing. That said, some people could consider my maternal grandmother as having successfully performed a self-deletion, but the reality is that her method of leaving this mortal plane is much stupider.
What is faking a stroke until it becomes a real stroke?
My list of presidents that I would like to exhume, resurrect, and get into a fist fight with is only getting larger, but after this man attempted to break down the US banking system, he is the first one I'm fighting when I get to hell.
Who is President Andrew Jackson?
Songs Include:
Blood
Oh Lord
The In Between
Who is In This Moment?
The show that cemented an irreparable beef with a Dutch they/she. It was a great show and the cast I ended up with was even better, but I'm so glad the trash took itself out.
What is The Trojan Women?
What are dowsing rods?
I have nothing against this European city other than the fact that I received two pat downs from the TSA and had to unpack and repack my bag at my gate and then be the last one to board my flight and it stressed me out so bad that I refuse to leave that country via air ever again.
What is Helsinki, Finland?
What is The Wizard of Oz?