Sights, Sounds and Smells of Derner
This is the sound commonly heard outside of a class taught by Dr. Szymanski.
What is the sound of doctoral students crying?
This faculty member once painted a mural in an abandoned building for a New Year's Eve party.
Who is Dr. Bob Bornstein?
This faculty ended their tenure interview with the statement "The outside is the inside and the inside is the outside."
Who is Dr. Joel Weinberger?
This room smells like week-old coffee mugs, mystery Tupperware, and collective denial.
What is the student lounge?
This faculty member’s biggest regret in life is massively failing to successfully dap up Dr. Vaughans.
Who is Dr. Michael Moore?
This administrator can’t swim but CLAIMS that they’ll jump into any body of water without hesitation.
Who is Maria Etwaroo?
This room smells like tears, old food, and imposter syndrome. (Hint: It's never available.)
What is a Derner Therapy Room?
This faculty member enjoys spending her free time doing marathon karaoke sessions with her sisters.
Who is Dr. Carolyn Springer?
This administrator shared that their dad almost named them Vito or Sergio
Who is Francis "Frankie" Mandracchia?