Horrible Descriptions 2
Coagulated milk
What is cheese?
A thing that holds something else until it doesn't; then it gets sliced up and recycled
What is a box?
Things that live in your home and demand everything you have, which you give them because you have to
What are pets?
A horde of Hostess Twinkies unite to make gibberish noises and excite Facebook moms the world over.
What is Minions?
In this movie series, an evil mastermind sets up a series of death traps (that he considers games) that different victims each movie have to escape.
What is Home Alone?
A really small four-pronged sword
What is a fork?
A box you put things into and then later they come out and you eat them. It beeps a lot, but less than the smaller box usually near it.
What is an oven?
Virtual experiences where you push buttons at a certain time, where the time is more certain and standard than other virtual experiences
What are rhythm games?
Big boom go boom. Also, communists.
What is Oppenheimer?
A bunch of guys fight a raisin and lose really badly.
What is Avengers: Infinity War?
A really large one-pronged fork
What is a sword?
Things you put your appendages into and then they cover them and later you take them off and they don't cover them anymore. They are absurdly expensive.
What are shoes?
A thing you put in your mouth that violently sloshes around in it to make your mouth hurt less
What are cough drops?
A cat and another cat (and also even more cats) try to stop a third cat (who has an army of cats).
Some girl decides she is important and puts the world into eternal ice. She sings about being egotistical.
What is Frozen?
A box that gets told to vomit and does so. It can also do other things. Its juices constantly run low.
What is a printer?
The concept of doing nonsense until the nonsense looks like less nonsense
What is math?
A completely unnecessary process by which your appendages' coverers are more firmly attached; this usually has to be done multiple times
What is tying your shoes?
DUPLO, and more shenanigans.
What is The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part?
A bunch of dead people learn about music.
What is Coco?
Two punctuation marks get married.
What is an interrobang?
Things you get at a place that remind you of a place when you look at them, which is never
What are souvenirs?
A thing that explains what a thing is by being a thing that is not the thing
What is a description?
A big thing goes into another big thing while two people have an unnecessary amount of romance.
What is Titanic?
Some woman does her taxes so badly that the universe implodes.
What is Everything Everywhere All At Once?