WHO KNOWS KAANEB?
What sport did Kaaneb play in elementary?
What is soccer?
Which grows faster toe nails or finger nails?
What is finger nails?
This is uttered when “No” is given without explanation, and guilt is deployed like a full-scale weapon.
What is "Fine, I'll just do nothing then"?
This invisible committee meets daily, has no chairperson, and somehow knows everything about your life.
What is the kitty party/aunties?
This seed is force-fed for stomach pain, gas, bloating, and “because you ate outside food."
What is ajwain (carom seeds)?
How did Kaaneb get the scar on his forehead?
What is hit the corner of the wall?
What is the closest planet to the Sun?
What is Mercury?
This phrase is delivered in a tone that means: “You are literally destroying my life and future with this decision.”
What is "Sharma ji ki beti to…”
This life choice is perfectly acceptable until it’s explained at a wedding.
What is your career?
This powder is yellow, comes from plants, and has been accused of fixing everything from wounds to world problems.
What is haldi (turmeric)?
What and where did Kaaneb first work?
What is detailer at Mobi auto detailing?
Where were hamburgers created?
What is New Haven, Conneticut, USA?
This dramatic statement means the conversation is over—but will be brought up again later.
What is "Fine. I won’t say anything anymore."
This harmless personal choice is treated like a press release to the entire community.
What is a haircut?
This product is measured carefully, watched closely, and immediately questioned if someone asks for “a little more in my cup bruv.”
What is codeine cough syrup?
What grades did Kaaneb go to school in Pakistan hint (2 grades)?
What is grade 1 and 2?
The unicorn is the national animal of which country?
What is Unicorn?
This phrase is said when parents want compliance but can’t say no—they weaponize nostalgia.
What is "when I was your age..."?
This career is considered “creative,” but only if you survive the endless WhatsApp forwards from relatives asking “how will you make money?”
What is make artist?
This item is legal, overused, and trusted so much that expiry dates are considered optional.
What is Disprin / Aspro (aspirin)?
How old was Kaaneb when he broke his glasses?
What is never?
This lovable troublemaker pretends to heal patients, makes a strict principal cry with his “hug therapy,” and somehow turns medical chaos into life lessons—all while avoiding actually studying medicine. Who is he?
What is Munna Bhai MBBS?
It’s never said directly, yet everyone understands it. It’s implied in sighs, side-eyes, and dramatic pauses at dinner. It can haunt your dreams more than words ever could, and parents and kids alike wield it effortlessly.
What is "okay"?
This decision is described as “yours,” provided it matches expectations.
What is your life plan?
This “drug” is prescribed regardless of illness, season, or logic—and works best when you don’t argue.
What is hot water?