Childhood Trauma !
How old was Des when her father was diagnosed with cancer?
Seven
What was said to Des in the sixth grade to make her start shaving her arms?
You look like a gorilla!
Why couldn’t Des get food stamps in 2025
I didn’t work 20 hours a week and couldn’t find a job
“Sometimes before it gets better, the darkness gets bigger. The person that you’d take a bullet for is behind the trigger.” Is a line from what song?
Miss Missing You by Fall Out Boy
This is the name of Des’s Childhood Best Friend
Sarahi
What did Des’s mother alter after her and her father broke up for the last time?
Photographs! (By cutting his head out!)
Where did Des eat lunch during her sixth grade year?
The girls bathroom
What was the main reason Des decided to move to Missouri early?
Because her neighbor threatened to kill her and her dog
Who was the first band to get Des into pop-punk?
Panic! At The Disco
Des met her friend Gus on twitch while playing what game?
Five Nights At Freddys
In 2013 what caused Des to pass out in a school hallway?
An EF5 tornado!
Who was the first fanfic Des wrote about?
Skydoesminecraft
Where was Des going when her left side tires exploded?
Back to Oklahoma after being run out of Carbondale
Des saw this band in 2013 as her first concert
Big Time Rush
Des joined the Fall Out Boy archive team after this person made fun of her love of Waterparks
Oliver
Name three reasons Des was constantly called a Lesbian
- Too flat chested
- Wasn’t girly enough
- Wore a hat
- Played with legos
- Had a nintendo DS
-Eyebrows were too bushy!
What was Des’s moms response to her first crush?
Called her a N-word lover !
Why did the man in the Rockford McDonalds start yelling at Des?
Because she had shaved her head. (BALD!)
Des fell in love with this instrument in 2014
Drums
Des met three strangers who saved her from alcohol poisoning at what event?
Riot Fest
Two days after the passing of her father, Des’s mother did what in response to her daughters agony?
Put her in the car and told her “if you want to die so bad, i’ll throw you in the lake and let you”
What was the reason Des tried to kill herself in the school bathroom sophomore year?
School Shooter Rumors
What caused Des to leave Carbondale the first time?
Coworker was insane and people threatened to jump her outside of her house
During the “Hella Mega Tour” in Dallas, TX in 2021, Des found herself in a predicament after the show. What happened?
I couldn’t get a ride back to my hotel and waited outside until 2am when I asked a group of random women to drive me home.
If Des had to move to another state she would move close to Joey and Oliver who reside in what state?
Pennsylvania