"Contrary to popular belief, me don't only eat cookies. Me eat three square meals a day.. with lots of circular desserts".
Cookie Monster.
This type of tax on imports goes back to Arabic for "notification"
Tariff
Swipe right is a sign of approval on this wildly popular dating app
Tinder
Also a sound that comes from a faucet, this word now describes your expert fashion sense
Drip
It's a cylindrical glass cup with an acrobatic name; back in the day, it had a pointed bottom & couldn't be set down without it rolling
Tumbler
"I rewatched 'Office Space' tonight for the 5th time to prepare for @doge!"
Elon
It can mean to mock someone, or to eat voraciously
scoff
Investment firm Francisco Partners always knows when it's going to rain since acquiring this .com from IBM.
Weather
Wanna clap back at someone born between 1946 & 1964? Use this 2-word expression
Okay, Boomer.
Rather than regular glasses, may hip bars use this type of canning jar named for a 19th century American tinsmith
Mason Jar
"I have to dress Kim every day so she doesn't embarrass me"
Kanye
It's the Hogwarts house that fits the category
Hufflepuff
In 2015, around 5 years after the company debuted in San Francisco, it partnered with MADD
Uber
Waving this neutral item indicates a quirky trait that is neither good or bad, but might give you pause in a love interest
Beige flag
This Toby Keith song is named for a beer pong perennial invented by Robert L. Hulseman
Red Solo Cup (I'll fill you up)
"Oh. My. God. I spend my day cleaning & vacuuming & sanitizing everything in the house. I have become Danny Tanner"
Bob Saget
In ancient Rome, an ancestor of the English type of this dog breed fought bears, lions, & even gladiators in the arena
mastiff
If you go to unitedcenter.com & decide to go see a concert or some comedy, you'll be taken to this company's website
If you're looking for instruction on how to be a better you, ask for an LPT, short for this; there's a subreddit with tons of them!
Life Pro Tip
In the late 12th century, Robert de Boron drew from the Gospel of Nicodemus to tell the tale of this holy vessel
"And of course, the film 'Gravity' (2013) should instead have been named 'Zero Gravity'"
Neil deGrasse Tyson
This word meant any bishop, but now it's specifically the bishop of Rome
It follows WhatsApp in an app that connects people from far & near
Something celestial bodies tend to do, this was deemed by Men's Health the "new ghosting" i.e. no contact but following online
This type of glass bears the name of a cocktail made with lemon juice, sugar, & fizzy water
Collins glass