R.I.P. Norm MacDonald
The worst time to be a lone wolf.
What is when it's time for the wolf wheelbarrow race?
The best front to begin the war on terror.
What are haunted houses?
The worst thing about your foot falling asleep during the day.
What is it'll be up all night?
This can make friends and snowflakes disappear.
What is peeing on them?
I learned babies and lightbulbs have this in common.
What is you're not supposed to shake them.
A man who trains dolphins can say he does this with his life.
What is serves a youthful porpoise?
Justus and guitar players have this in common.
What is liking minors?
The capitals of Kansas, Kentucky, and Kanada.
What are KKK?
The three things a fat, alcoholic, transvestite wants to do.
What are eat, drink, and be Mary?
The reason grown men play video games and grown women wear make-up.
What is to escape reality?
Workaholics are addicted to this.
What is Workahol?
What is 9/11 Airlines?
The biggest problem with 401-K's.
What is it's a long way to run?
They should compete for these instead of medals in the Special Olympics.
What are parking spots?
The best way to make my autobiography more interesting.
What is kill off a few characters?
The reason I endorse podiums.
What is they're a product I can stand behind?
The only thing better than green energy.
What is white power?
The reason a picture I took is doing 20 years in upstate New York.
What is I had it framed?
Blinker fluid exists; we just call it this.
What are eye drops?
The hardest part of drag racing.
What is running in heels?
Pirates of the Caribbean would be rated this if Captain Jack Sparrow was nude.
What is Arrrgh?
The game that 1 in 6 people find absolutely mind blowing.
What is Russian Roulette?
The reason women and children are evacuated first in an emergency.
What is so the men can think of a solution in silence?
The reason getting a duck is never free, even if you receive one as a gift.
What is it comes with a bill?
After kidnapping a young boy, three mimes did this to him.
What are unspeakable things?