Star Wars
The internal temperature of a tauntaun.
What is Luke-warm?
The term for when a person dies and comes back as a hillbilly.
What is Reintarnation?
A chameleon that can't change color has this condition.
What is a reptile dysfunction?
The most ground breaking invention of all time.
What is the Shovel?
Living proof people change.
Who is 50 Cent?
5 Siths piled on a lightsaber.
What is a Sith-kebab?
Iron Man without his suit (or anything else).
What is Stark naked?
What you need to cut an ocean in half.
What is a sea-saw?
What a dyslexic zombie eats.
What are Brians?
What firetrucks actually are.
What are watertrucks?
Where Gungans store fruit preserves.
What are Jar-jars?
Monkeys who share an Amazon account.
What are Prime Mates?
The way to make a water bed bouncier.
What is fill it with spring water?
The strongest criminals.
What are shoplifters?
Thieves are as low as they can go if they steal one of these.
What are limbo sticks?
The side of an Ewok with the most hair.
What is the outside?
An apology written in dots and dashes.
What is re-morse code?
The equivalent of rap battles for white people.
The room you should go to to survive any emergency for obvious reasons.
What is the living room?
What is make it a White Power Tie?
The invisible droid Anakin made.
What is C-through-PO?
This sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather.
What is a shoe?
Everyone technically only has 2 minutes to live, but doing this resets the timer.
What is inhaling?
What people who are afraid of pedophiles need to do.
What is grow up?
What you should do if you are a walking red flag to girls.
What is find a girl whose favorite color is red?