Star Wars the Joke Wars
The internal temperature of a tauntaun.
Luke-Warm
The best way to get a country girl to like you.
A Tractor
The strongest criminals.
Shoplifters
The way to make a waterbed bouncier.
Fill it with Spring Water
This can be said if someone goes home from class because of hypothermia.
They were too cool for school
Where Luke got his bionic hand.
The Secondhand Store
Naughty rainbows go here.
Prism
The reason a computer might wear glasses.
To Improve its Web-Sight
Someone who refuses to fart in front of other people.
A Private Tooter
This sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather.
A Shoe
The problem with Wookie steaks.
They're a little Chewy
Monkeys who share an Amazon account.
Prime-Mates
The title of a TV show about a skunk police officer.
Law and Odor
The reason one of Santa's Elves was depressed.
He had Low Elf-Esteem
Living proof people change.
50 Cent
5 Sith Lords piled on a lightsaber
A Sith-Kebab
An apology written in dots and dashes.
Remorse Code
A chameleon that can't change color has this condition.
A Reptile Dysfunction
A personal trainer who isn't strong enough for the job has to do this.
Turn in their Too-Weak Notice
How Arnold Schwarznegger announced his new role as a certain 17th century composer.
I'll be Bach
The side of an Ewok with the most hair.
The Outside
You need this to cut an ocean in half.
A Sea-Saw
The best nation in the world.
Donation. Give me $20
In Jamaica, Apple Pie costs $2.75. In St. Kitts, Cherry Pie costs $3. In Trinidad and Tobago both cost $2.80.
The Pie-rates of the Carribean
The only word to describe a documentary on what keeps ships together.
Riveting