Don't Want None Unless You Got Puns Hun
The best way to get a country girl to like you.
A Tractor
The strongest criminals.
Shoplifters
Dexter's #1 golf skill.
Trash talk
The way to make a waterbed bouncier.
Fill it with Spring Water
What the duck told the cashier after it bought lipstick.
Put it on my bill
Naughty rainbows go here.
Prism
The reason a computer might wear glasses.
To Improve its Web-Sight
Dexter’s ankles and heart have this in trait common.
Easily broken
Someone who refuses to fart in front of other people.
A Private Tooter
This sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather.
A Shoe
A DeLorean should be driven this often.
From time to time
The title of a TV show about a skunk police officer.
Law and Odor
Name one Dexter's two biggest fears.
Heights or anything spicy
The reason one of Santa's Elves was depressed.
He had Low Elf-Esteem
Living proof people change.
50 Cent
An apology written in dots and dashes.
Remorse Code
A chameleon that can't change color has this condition.
A Reptile Dysfunction
The 2 things Dexter and white girls always want.
Chocolate and love
A personal trainer who isn't strong enough for the job has to do this.
Turn in their Too-Weak Notice
How Arnold Schwarznegger announced his new role as a certain 17th century composer.
I'll be Bach
You need this to cut an ocean in half.
A Sea-Saw
The best nation in the world.
Donation. Give me $20
This gets turned on when Dexter undresses.
The shower
In Jamaica, Apple Pie costs $2.75. In St. Kitts, Cherry Pie costs $3. In Trinidad and Tobago both cost $2.80.
The Pie-rates of the Carribean
The only word to describe a documentary on what keeps ships together.
Riveting