Braindead IQ
The reason blind people can't eat fish.
It's See-food
The solution to both overpopulation and world hunger.
Cannibalism
This has 2 butts and kills people.
An Assassin
This gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets.
Women
Critics are saying this about a new best-selling novel about an immortal dog.
It's Im-paws-ible to put down
The opposite of the opposite of wrong.
Left
Everyone's favorite comeback story.
Kim Kardashian
The only 2 truly open-minded presidents in U.S. history.
Lincoln and JFK
We can learn this from the phrase "Love is not blind"
Blind people can't love
A snowman's favorite part of winter.
Homie-cide
Dexter's favorite part of working on the farm.
The Dirty Hoes
7 is a registered Six-Offender
These people always drive slowly in school zones.
Pedophiles
Cremation
You need this to fix a broken Jack-O-Lantern.
A Pumpkin Patch
The reason Dr. Pepper comes in a bottle.
His wife died
Why the world's dumbest terrorist burned his lips on a bus exhaust pipe.
He tried to blow it up
The biggest difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer.
The Taste
The 2 crimes one can be charged with for not paying a prostitute.
Rape and Shoplifting
The reason being drunk is gay.
You can't think straight
The reason Santa Claus has such a big sack.
He only comes once a year
This happens when you mix human DNA and goat DNA.
You get kicked out of the petting zoo
Tofu and vibrators have this in common.
They are both considered meat substitutes.
The reason some people have step ladders.
Their real ladder left when they were a kid.