Weapons (Armas)
This item is thrown across a room with perfect precision and causes 1 in 4 children to be traumatized.
La chancla
Favorite places to shop. Name 4.
Marshalls, Ross, TJ Maxx, Burlington
Her number one cure for sickness.
Cura numero uno para la enfermedad.
VapoRub
Name of a ghost in Hispanic folklore who is said to roam near bodies of water mourning her children.
La llorona
She does this when she sees a cute baby.
Purses lips and laughs like hm hm hm hm hm.
This favor is asked of you starting at a young age and it is always reluctantly done.
Este favor se te pide desde una edad temprana y siempre se realiza de mala gana.
Massage/Foot massage
Reply given after rejecting what was made for dinner.
"Come caca, aire, etc."
Doing this will get you sick.
Walking barefoot.
This name is mentioned when they dont want you running away to far or it'll take you.
El Cucuy
Fill in the blank. "Mira, tu abuelito ___ ___ ___."
"es un guey."
Doing this is known to cause people to cry, cough and run away from the kitchen.
Se sabe que hacer esto hace que la gente llore, tosa y huya de la cocina.
Asando el chile
This is said when she does not feel appreciated or valued.
"Cuando yo me muera..."
Doing this after eating will cause you to vomit and die.
Go swimming.
Mom is coming home and you forgot to do this.
Take out the meat from the freezer.
She hears you say you don't feel well and suggests to do this.
"Tomate Plus."
When she hears you say "I'm bored," she'll make you do this.
"Ponte a limpiar"
Your mom sees or hears you come home and says this.
Ya llegaste?
Number one item that will protect you from all illnesses when going outside.
Sweater.
The worst thing you could do to yourself according to you mom.
Get a tattoo or piercing.
Fill in the blank. "Ya, _____!!"
Dariana.
This dinner has an 80% chance of being made on a hot summer day.
Caldo.
Best place to store the pots and pans.
Oven
This is a life saving procedure done immediately after getting hurt as a kid.
Sana sana colita de rana.
Someone forgot to buy this for dinner and now it's ruined.
Coca-Cola.
She exclaimed this when she heard the reason her mood ring was purple.
"Sensual?!"