Diane-isms
The word she uses for the kitchen appliance that keeps food cold and/or frozen
What is Frigerator?
The bone Diane broke in elementary school while on the monkey bars, the specific portion of this limb
What is Elbow
The grandma-nickname one of Diane's grandchildren gave her which she finds to be rather un-flattering
What is Grandma Dino
Who is Michelle Obama
The beverage which Diane has consumed in vast quantities and has been a cult follower of since the 1980's
What is Diet Coke
The word Diane uses for the disease in which a person has elevated blood sugar due to the lack of production of insulin
What is Diabeetus
The name of Diane's horse as a child
What is Peso
The name Diane's husband affectionately refers to her as
What is Schweetie
The name used by Diane and others to describe 12 specific fruits and vegetables believed to be higher in pesticides than any other produce items
What is the Dirty Dozen
The Mexican fast-food item that has been one of Diane's guilty pleasures since the 1990's, and the Mexican fast-food restaurant it comes from
What is Crisp Meat Burrito from Taco Time
The term Diane uses to describe the difference in taste any food has when red pepper flakes are added
What is Depth of Flavor
The recreational activity Diane was participating in with Colleen in college when an attractive man ran by, drawing Diane's gaze, and causing her to "turf it big time!" (according to Colleen;)
What is Rollerblading
The name one of Diane's children infamously called her from his bedroom at the top of the stairs when he was upset at her
What is Poopy Diaper Teddy Graham
The specific nationality and occupation of people believed by Diane to urinate on crops
What is Mexican farm workers
The dinner item that Diane stole when her whole family ran outside from the dinner table upon hearing a car crash into the rock retaining wall in front of their home
What is The Cheesy Top Layer of a Casserole
The nickname some children at school called Diane in reference to her large, two front teeth
What is Buck Tooth Bakes
The proper name of the geological feature that Diane believes will play an integral role in the United States of America when a mega earthquake hits
What is The Mississippi River
The chocolate meal-replacement beverage that Diane drank religiously in the 1990's
What is Slim Fast
The abbreviation Diane used for about a decade to describe her favorite yellow Clinique facial product
What is DDML
The name and type of animal of the family pet that had unknowingly gotten attacked, and came and sat on Diane's lap on her bed, and had its eyeball hanging out of the socket, to which Diane's mortified friend asked "Does your pet's eye always hang out like that??"
What is Butterball the cat
The name Diane's granddaughter gave her when she was squished under Diane after going off a jump on a snow tube together
What is The Helpful Heavy One
According to Diane, this individual is Justin Trudeau's real father
Who is