Celebrity Offspring
Songs for Babies?
Dianne
Babies are Weird
When does a dad joke become a baby joke?
100
What is the name of Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow's firstborn child?
Apple
100
Who sang the song "Hit me Baby One More Time"?
Brittney Spears
100
What kind of food does Diane love, that is also in most baby food?
Squash!
100
Which part of the leg are babies born without?
Knee caps
100
How do you get an astronaut's baby to sleep?
You rocket
200
What is the name of Beyonce and Jay-Z's firstborn child?
Blu Ivy
*Visual approximation
200
Name of the song about a young carnivorous fish.
Baby Shark
200
What item did Dianne admittedly steal?
her own bike
200
A baby is born with how many bones? (Adults have 206)
A. 300 B. 206
C. 275 D. 172
A. 300 (A baby is born with 300 bones, many fuse together as a child develops.)
200
How warm is a baby at birth?
Womb temperature
300
What celebrity changed their son's name from "Wolf" to "Aire"?
Kylie Jenner
300
At least how many separate songs are there titled: "Baby, Baby, Baby"?
3 - TLC, Aretha Franklin, Make The Girl Dance
300
Dianne says she can't find hats/helmets that fit her head - how old are babies when their skull plates fuse?
*no children were permanently harmed during the filming of this GIF - that we know of
2 years old
300
I don't know if it is true, but I have heard that there is only one body part on a baby that is full size at birth? Hint: not a beard
Eyes!
300
What do you give a pig with diaper rash?
oink-ment
400
What famous person named their child based on OCAP - sort of?
Chanell
Extra 100, what is the baby's name?
400
What was the debut single by rapper Vanilla Ice?
Ice Ice Baby
400
Dianne likes charcuterie, what do you call the milk and drool that builds up in the folds of a baby's skin?
Baby neck cheese
400
What month are the most babies born in?
September
400
On average, how long does it take a dad to change a diaper?
A. 30 seconds flat! B. 3 minutes
C. 2 minutes 5 seconds D. 1 minute 36 seconds
1 minute 36 seconds (On average, moms take 2 minutes 5 seconds.)
500
How many children did Bob Marley have?
twelve
500
Sir Mix-A-Lot's famous song:
Baby Got Back
500
Dianne likes horror/thriller novels and this singer:
Olivia Rodrigo
500
What is the name of the protein that inhibits fusion of a baby's skull?
Noggin
500
What's a nursing baby's least favorite holiday?
Hall-o-wean