Role play
I get paid to take it in the face. Quick blows are my specialty. I can be an easy knockout.
What is a BOXER?
I'm always on top, unless I get blown. I get wet first. I can make a big mess if I leak.
What is a ROOF?
You gently place me in your mouth. If I'm too big, I can make you gag.
What is a PILL?
You should wear protection when you ride me. I'm a lot of fun between your legs. I can handle two at a time.
What is a MOTORCYCLE/BIKE/BICYCLE?
My balls are kind of small. The action is in the head of my stick. I'm a real swinger.
What is a GOLFER?
I'll beat my meat for you. I'm up to my elbows in butts. I can choke your chicken.
What is a BUTCHER?
I usually make a big wet spot. I get screwed on your sprout. I get laid on your lawn.
What is a GARDEN HOSE/HOSE?
I'm hairy on the outside. I'm soft and wet on the inside. My name begins with "c", ends with "t", and there's a "u" and "n" in between.
What is a COCONUT?
I hardly ever pull out in time. I penetrate dark tunnels. When I'm coming, I blow.
What is a TRAIN?
I was made for rubbing. I'm good for those who like it rough. I can work your wood.
What is SANDPAER?
I'm into leather and handcuffs. My big stick hangs from my waist. I can pull out when you least expect it.
What is a POLICE OFFICER/POLICEMAN/POLICE WOMAN.
I can take you on top or on bottom. I can handle two or more at a time. I have two pillows.
What is a BUNK BED/BED?
The longer I stay in, the harder I get. Sometimes, I come on your eggs. I'll pork you.
What is BACON?
The more you pull on me, the longer I get. I need to be strapped on. I get used when you ride.
What is a SEATBELT?
I'm hard to eat. My slice will make you pucker. If you squeeze me wrong. I squirt you in your eye.
What is a LEMON/LIME?
Using my throat is my business. I know how to work my diaphragm. I perform orally.
What is a SINGER?
Press me against your rim to penetrate it. I can be manual or electric. My tip pokes into your can.
What is a CAN OPENER?
I have to be half-naked for you to eat me. I can be found in one bed or another. I can give you a pearl necklace.
What is an OYSTER?
I get strapped on your big hairy beast. I get mounted by cowboys. I get off in the barn.
What is a SADDLE?
When you play with me, I move up and down. I work best with someone at each end. You have to be seated to go down on me.
What is a SEE-SAW?
I'm a strong stroker. I watch the wet spot. I come after you go down.
What is a LIFEGUARD?
When you're on top of me, you're eating. I'm long, hang down, and touch your knees. When I'm wrinkled, no one wants to spread me.
What is a TABLECLOTH?
I'm fruity. Pop me in your mouth for a sweet treat. I come in a rainbow.
What is SKITTLES?
I'm long, hard, and my tip points up. I'm thrusted into your space. At just the right moment, I shoot off.
What is a ROCKET?
Sometimes, I throb in the front. It's hard to stop my pounding. I come in your head.
What is a HEDACHE/MIGRAINE?