Ev/Vane facts/trivia
In what city was Vanè born?
Santa Maria
When both parties are giving and receiving oral sex at the same time.
69
When someone traps their partner under the blanket after farting.
Dutch Oven
What is the most common place for people to have sex besides the bedroom?
The car
Scientific term for the area between someone’s butthole and their genetalia.
Taint/Gooch
What health concern occurs occasionally and randomly when Evan drinks?
Hives/Rash
Woman on all fours, man behind.
Doggy Style
Nickname for the result of excessive anal sex, where the intestines exit through the anus, forming a dangling mass resembling this article of clothing.
Pink Sock
What percentage of Americans say they have indulged in sex with a colleague at work?
20%
The term used for someone getting a blowjob whole simultaneously taking a shit.
Blumpkin
When Vanè smoked salvia with me at a house party for Evan’s 17th birthday, where did she hide while tripping after a fight broke out?
The closet
Usually, the man on his back while the woman straddles him with her back facing her head.
Reverse Cowgirl
Scientific term for penis discharge that gets trapped in the foreskin of uncircumcised men due to poor hygiene.
Shmegma
What is the average speed (mph) that sperm ejactulates?
28mph (25 - 30 acceptable)
Term meaning you are completely out of marijuana, a play on words involving financial hardship.
When Evan got high off of one bong hit at my parents house last year, what did he yell repeatedly while laying on my front lawn?
When two women interlock their spread legs and grind their vulvae together to stimulate each other’s clitoris to orgasm.
Scissoring
Nickname/term used to describe men who enjoy consuming period discharge.
Blood Hounds (Jokers)
How many calories does the average amount of ejaculate contain?
10 calories
The term for the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities.
Saddlebacking
After Vanè built up the courage to try marijuana a few years after the salvia incident, what Spanish phrase did she say while tripping in the shower?
Soy frío
When a man and woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis and rubs it on the girls upper lip, leaving a moustache
Dirty Sanchez
The “art” of separating the lips of the vagina and taking a shit inside.
Alabama Hot Pocket
Lisa Sparxx set a world record by have sex with about how many hundred men in 24 hours?
About 900 (919)
The thick liquid created from the combination of fluids mixed when having anal sex, then moving to the vagina without washing.
Truffle Butter