Rides to Movies
This ride has earned over 4.5 billion dollars at the box office
Pirates of the Caribbean
Always a bridesmaid, never a bride
27 Dresses
Look at this trove, treasures untold
A Part of Your World, The Little Mermaid
Found
Lost
The temperature may be down, but the surf is up for this rhyming lad
Johnny Tsunami
Unlike the ride, this movie was terrible, and made Eddie Murphy painfully unfunny
Haunted Mansion
Jackie Chan, the circumnavigator
Around the World in 80 Days
Baklava
Friend Like Me, Aladdin
Nurse What?
Doctor Who
Eiffel towered? No, it's about basketball
Double Teamed
This film was a pleasant journey, except Dwayne is not the romantic lead type
Jungle Cruise
The one thing the Mayans didn't account for was John Cusack
2012
You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot
I'll Make a Man Out of You, Mulan
British Comedy Tales
American Horror Stories
Riding your brother's bike in his place
Motocrossed
Despite being led by George Clooney, this movie didn't seem to take off with audiences
Tomorrowland
Commonly mistaken as the depth, the number actually refers to the distance they travelled while underwater
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
Some other folks might be a little smarter than I am, bigger and stronger too
You've Got a Friend in Me, Toy Story
Largeland
Smallville
In this movie Katey Sagal caused my sexual awakening with just her voice
Smart House
Don't be scared by this straight-to-TV movie starring Kirsten Dunst
Tower of Terror
You are not 3 or 5
I Am Number 4
Heaven's sakes, is that a spot?
Be Our Guest, Beauty and the Beast
A Brave Multiple
Fear Factor
"Triple P" ensures royal safety, starring Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez
Princess Protection Program