Shortness of breath when lying flat
orthopnea
This coworker is going to nursing school
Brian
Dysuria + frequency + suprapubic discomfort + no fever + otherwise well
Uncomplicated lower UTI (cystitis) 
met oprah lol
metoprolol
Penicillin comes from
Fungus
Decreased urine output
oliguria
These three coworkers have twins
Deb, Jess, Maggie
Sore throat + fever + no cough + mild fatigue + tonsillar exudate possible
Strep pharyngitis

oh vary in can sir
ovarian cancer
Morphine comes from the
Poppy Plant
elevated CO₂ levels
hypercapnia
This coworker took a patient's dog with them until a family member could pick it up
Deb
Shortness of breath + anxiety sensation + normal lung sounds + normal O2 sat
Anxiety / panic episode (after ruling out respiratory causes)
I tore the satin
Atorvastatin
He created vaccines
Edward Jenner
Abnormal breathing pattern with cyclical waxing/waning respirations followed by apnea
Cheyne-stokes
This coworker went looking for a runaway pig, found it, and rescued it
Allie
dizziness + normal vitals + worse when standing + recent poor intake
Orthostatic hypotension / dehydration
mute pier or sin
mupiricin
Heparin
first isolated from dog liver cells in 1916
PRN actually stands for (Latin)
“pro re nata”
Name 2 people in Executive Leadership (first and last name)
Jennifer Webster - Chief Executive Officer
Eliza “Pippa” Shulman - Chief Medical Office
Bill Kramer - Chief Legal Officer
Erin Bartley - Chief Operating Officer
J.T. Hedges - Chief People Officer
Max Mancini - Chief Information and Technology Officer
sudden severe headache + “worst ever” + nausea + neuro concern
Subarachnoid hemorrhage concern
My ol car radio won't function
Myocardial Infarction
Insulin origin
extracted from the pancreases of cattle and pigs