I Read
We recently acquired this beloved family car, also an epic by Homer.
The Odyssey
Waylon Jennings and Willie Nelson: “______s, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Cowboys”
Mama
After hearing a small heart murmur, Musa’s pediatrician referred him to a cardiologist. But the cardiologist said it was benign and declared the whole situation this, like a Shakespeare farce.
Much Ado About Nothing
Britney Spears “______ One More Time”
Baby
Due to the prevalence of AI cheating, I have started assigning graded Socratic Seminars and presentations to try and force my students to do this, like a classic YA novel by Laurie Halse Anderson.
Speak
The Who “______ O’Riley”
Baba
Musa screams whenever I leave the room and sleeps more than half the night in bed with me, meaning that I never get to experience this sensation, like John Knowles’s WW2 coming-of-age novel.
A Separate Peace
Sweet: ______room Blitz”
Ball
Shehab drives me crazy by obsessively searching for the tiny parts of toys that go missing, especially a silicone carrot and a plastic pig. Maybe for help he should turn to this, like Arundhati Roy’s debut novel.
The God of Small Things
The Stooges: “I Wanna be Your ______”
Dog!