The person who made it never used it and the person who used it never saw it, what is it?
A caskit
You go at red, but stop at green. What am I?
A watermelon.
How can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps in the day
What goes up and never comes down?
Age.
If Fatema's daughter, is my daughter's mother, what am I to Fatema?
Fatema's daughter
When I’m first said, I’m quite mysterious, but when I’m explained, I’m nothing serious. What am I?
A riddle!
How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
You will never find an elephant with one hand.
If there are 6 apples and you take away 4, how many do you have?
The 4 you took.
Larry’s father has five sons named Ten, Twenty, Thirty, Forty…Guess what would be the name of the fifth?
Larry! He would be the fifth son
People buy me to eat, but never eat me. What am I?
A plate.
What is the next 3 letters in this riddle? o t t f f s s _ _ _
e n t They represent the first letter when writing the numbers one thru ten.
How many Apollo astronauts have touched the Moon with their feet?
None. Astronauts wear boots.
How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
A and B went out. A bought 5 glasses of iced tea and drank them fast. B bought one glass of iced tea and drank it slow. Later, B died. The police found traces of poison in the tea. How did B die and not A?
The poison was in the ice. B drank slowly so it had time to melt and incorporate into the tea.
What can be seen once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a thousand years?
The letter "M"
I'm a word that's hardly there. Take away my start, and I'm an herbal flair. What am I?
Sparsely (No S = Parsley)
How many steps does it take to cross the Apollo Cable?
Zero. The Apollo Cable is underwater, you would have to swim, and you would never be able to take a step.
If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take four men to build it?
It's already built
How far can you walk into the woods?
Half way. After that you are walking out of the woods.
What tire doesn't move when a car turns right?
The spare tire
There was a man who was born before his father, killed his mother, and married his sister. Yet, there was nothing wrong with what he had done. Why?
His father was in front of him when he was born, therefore he was born before him. His mother died while giving birth to him. Finally, he grew up to be a minister and married his sister at her ceremony.
I am Artemis, the Greek god of poetry. How many poems have I written?
There is no Greek god of poetry named Artemis.
There was an airplane crash, every single person on board died, but yet two people survived. How is this possible?
They were married.
Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain?
Mt. Everest, it just hadn't been DISCOVERED yet!
A man was born in 1995 and died in 1953. How is this possible?
1995 and 1953 are hospital room numbers.