Things Gary Says Everytime You See Him
Also known as mycobacterium leprea, this slow-growing bacteria affects the sinus regions of Gary's friend, the Leper.
What is Leprosy?
Established in 1891, this city is located in Rusk County WI with a population of just over 3,400 at the 2010 Census. Our beloved Gary lived here during his formative years along with notables Donald J. Hoffman (4-star general) and NFL players Jim Leonhard and Earl Maves.
What is Ladysmith?
6x NBA Champion, 7x NBA Allstar, 7x All NBA Team, 10x All NBA Defensive Team, drafted by the Chicago Bulls in 1987, 1st ballot Basketball HOF'er, and passenger for Captain Gary.
Who is Scottie Pippen?
These are Gary's favorite colors to wear.
What are pink and teal?
Phil & John.
Who are Gary's brothers?
This song was written by Memphis-born country songwriter Paul Craft in 1976 and envisions Jesus as a divine football player.
Gary's birthplace in November of 1942.
What is West Allise, WI?
3x NBA Champion, 3x NBA MVP, 12x NBA Allstar, 10x All NBA Team, NBA ROY, drafted by the Boston Celtics in 1978, affectionately known as "The Hick from French Lick", and passenger to Captain Gary.
Who is Larry Bird?
Affectionately known as the "June 2019 outfit" because he wore it every day. It consisted of daisy-duke cutoff jean shorts and a white shirt with cutoff sleeves and collar, which said this.
What is "Pilot"?
His shed at 949 Knightsbridge has this indoor function.
What is plumbing?
This vehicle has an 8-foot bed that never needs to be made with a cargo light that gives off a romantic glow.
What is Gary's truck?
Established in 1917, this airfield was one of 32 built for technical training for airmen following WWI, and home to our Gary during his service...which is now behind him.
What is Chanute Airforce Base?
She was an Indian-Albanian Catholic nun who, in 1950, founded the Missionaries of Charity. She was born in Skopje, at the time, part of the Ottoman Empire. Passenger of Captain Gary.
Who is Mother Teresa?
These hang in the garage and are offered up on fall and cold nights when Gary is burning a fire. His favorite has the University of Wisconsin mascot.
What are Gary's jackets?
Currently being formatted into a TV-show where Gary interacts with the gay community to the extent where the audience can't tell if he's part of the community or not.
What is "Gary And the Gays"?
This was the Tennessee bus driver's response to Gary's inquiry on the validity of his CDL.
What is "Well, I usta!"
All at once, he was a Lifeguard, Garbage Man, McDonalds employee, and Plumber.
What are the 4 jobs Gary had at once?
He was an instrumental component to two of the most famous rock bands of all time. One in the 90s and one in the 00's. Passenger of Captain Gary. Upon completion of the flight, Captain Gary called Mike and asked, "Have you ever heard of the band called Foo Foo?"
Who is Dave Grohl?
These were "hand me ups" from a brother-in-law and worn extensively by Gary eventually necessitating duct tape to hold them together to this day. Sue attempted to purposely abandon these in Michigan, until Gary rescued them.
What are Timmy's shoes?
This is the make and model of Gary's truck with the cargo light that emits that romantic glow.
What is a 1996 Dodge Ram?
This is Gary's solution to pollution.
What is dilution?
These are the two cars Gary and Joe were driving when they met each other at Mt. Scenario, which ultimately led to the introduction to Sue.
What is a 59 Fairlane and 63 Corvette Convertible?
AKA - Weezy, Lil Weezy, Weezy F. Baby, Bossman Weezy, Dr. Carter, Birdman Jr., Big Stunna, Cashmoney Hotboy, Fo Sheezy, Tunechi, and Mr. Make-It-Rain-On-Dem-Hoes. Passenger to Captain Gary and also known for his generous gratiuity.
Who is Lil' Wayne?
His underwear was visible from the top and the bottom and worn every time performing yardwork.
What is Gary's lawnmowing outfit?
This was Gary's first plane.
What is the Piper J3 Cub?