The Basics
Joe's birth town and state
Fort Worth, Indiana
Name one live action show Joe has finished in full
Better Call Saul, Breaking Bad, New Girl, Parks and Rec, Tiger King
Joe's original majors
Math & Philosophy
TWO jobs Joe has worked
Dunkin', Rooster's, Pollo Tropical, Canvasser, DoorDash, Guthrie's
Joe's Mothers name
Christina
Full name WITH CORRECT SPELLING
Michael Josiah Chilcote
TWO artists Joe would say are in his favorite's. Joe's discretion.
Elliot Smith, MF DOOM, Jeff Rosenstock, Car Seat Headrest, etc.
Instrument Joe played in high school band
Baritone
The username Joe has used for all his online usernames/email.
The1Chosen
The two places joe's cats are from
Missouri and Madison
Describe each tattoo Joe currently has (extra points for exact locations)
Candle burning at both ends, Wolf, Twin Fantasy cover, Temporary, Boss Baby, Kimochi Warui
Name up to four of the movies Joe has in his letterboxd top four (more points for more movies)
Eternal Sunshine, The Big Lebowski, High and Low, Brazil
Two colloquial names of Joe's past college residence's
Dawg House, Chicken Coop, Joe Biden Corn Maze
Three colors Joe's hair have been
Pink, Silver, Blond, Maroon, Black, Blue, Purple
Sack, Chungus and Dio(gyenes)
Three foods Joe has been allergic to in his life
Tomatoes, soy and peanuts
League of Legends
Incident which led to a new rule being created on Joe's senior year marching trip
The Orbee Bath Tub Incident. Rule: No Orbees!!!
The medically proper name of Joe's heart condition
Right Coronary Arterial Aneurysm
Opera Singer
Amount of digits Joe claims to have memorized of Pi in 6th grade
273
First album Joe ever listened to in full
Rodeo - Travis Scott
Correct number of AP classes Joe has taken
13
Every drug Joe has tried, including those that are well-known and legal, excluding prescriptions.
Weed, Nicotine, Alcohol, Kava, Ketamine, Acid, Shrooms, Molly, Whippets,
Three concerts Joe has attended
JPEGmafia, Porter Robinson, The Cure, Boygenius, Clairo, Dijon, 100 gecs, Grouplove, Jeff Rosenstock, Charli XCX, Jane Remover, Halsey, Remi Wolf,