Mommy Always Says
This one word phrase is what mom says when something "tragic" happens or is being discussed
BRUTAL
What sport and position did mom play as a child?
Softball/Catcher
This highly influential animated series is often touted as Mom's "favorite anime" as it depicts the struggle of two young boys after a failed "science" experiment
What is Fullmetal Alchemist?
This Little Debbie snack has mom in a chokehold
Cosmic Brownies
Mom went to this kind of school when she was in Kindergarten
What is Lutheran/Baptist/Christian?
George Clooney, John Stamos, Angela Bassett, and Linda Cardellini -- just a few names from this Spielberg-endorsed series that inspired other shows like it, such as "The Pitt"
What is ER?
Mom has one of these on her back that can be used to reveal her true extraterrestrial form.
What is a zipper?
"That's my friend from ______"; this popular phrase is said in reference to Mom seeing an actor from this Western-themed HBO series
What is Deadwood?
How old was Mom when she got her first W-2?
11
This common restaurant kitchen tool went clean through mom's hand during her shift at the café
Check Spindle