Life Events
I got an award for excellence in Charter School, what did I win the award for?
Going above and beyond in art class
In high school a guy who's last name was literally Wryfinger dislocated something on my hand. What did he dislocate and which hand?
Left hand, topmost joint on my pinky
What is my all time favorite food?
Guacamole Nachos from Tortugas
Despite zero experience or certification, I worked at a breakfast place as a line cook. Finish the name of the location: Ben & _______
Florentine
One of the first serious writing projects I had featured a male superhero that dies within the first five minutes and is replaced by an Indian woman. This show was a satire on how superhero plotlines never address anything systematically to blame and touched upon topics of racism, sexism, transphobia, classism, and government corruption. What was it called?
Gideon Obsidian
There is an iconic Christmas photo of all the cousins at Heather's house where I am the only one not smiling. Why was I upset?
Max popped my christmas cracker
Recently I cut two tendons and a sagittal band on my hand, how long did I have to wait for surgery after slicing myself?
One Week
The love of my life, Will, has been my rock, my best friend, my other half, for almost 6 years now. What day is our anniversary?
Halloween
I've had many pointless jobs, but which job was objectively the biggest waste of my time?
VastGG (giveaway company) 9-5, 5 days a week, 4 months, no lunch break, total gross income: approx $350
Be Gay do Crimes was a political satire of Trump's incompetence, fascism, and forced gender roles featuring a mute nonbinary protagonist, a trans revolutionary, and a mechanic wheelchair user leading an uprising against him. Where does the show take place?
Terraformed Mars, Canadian space colony
Last birthday Will put a lot of effort into making it themed to something I love. What was the theme
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Over the past year, I've developed many patches of dry, rough, and itchy skin on specific spots on my body. What was the cause?
Mold Spores from the moldy window (only window)
I did a presentation on my favorite game series at thanksgiving a few years back, rapid fire everything you can remember about that franchise.
Five Night's At Freddy's is a horror game franchise where a chucky cheese-like establishment's animatronics become haunted by the souls of murdered children. You play as a security guard and try not to be killed by the animatronics for 7 nights.
Tracy, despite being my current employer, has done and said some crazy things. List 3
Antimasker, Anti-BLM, Being late to pay me by two months, told me she wouldn't pay me after my contract was up unless I did work she had never asked me to do previously, was personally offended when I asked for a raise instead of just saying no
Briefly, I wrote a deep sea horror film called Aquaformed featuring ancient octopi that were a space faring civilization that landed on earth millions of years ago and a group of scientists unprepared to face them. What controversial plot point caused me to abandon the project?
The implication that global warming is fake and/or it was not caused by human intervention
As a clumsy individual, none of the sports I did ever really stuck with me. Name 5 sports I tried in my youth.
Fencing, Soccer, Cross Country, Track, Quidditch, Softball, Mini-Golf, Hockey, Lacrosse, Horseback Riding, and Skiing
Sympathy mono turned out to be regular mono, how did Abby give me mono?
Intentionally sneezing on me as a joke
LeaLea, Abby, and I all played a video game in the early 2000s, it was the beginning of a lifetime of gaming. What was the name of the game? What was the in game currency?
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans
Acting Manitou was filled with incredible memories of love, friendship, and performance. It only made sense when I took a job there. I worked two camp sections with two separate jobs, one of which was a camp counselor, what was the other job I had? What cabin was a counselor for? (hint: it was the only cabin I was ever assigned to as a camper)
Activity Coordinator
Albee
Insomnia, you've all heard the story despite trying to get me to stop telling it for the fifth time lol. It follows the story of a young bisexual woman trying to find her father in a mystical night club while a serial killer slaughters their way through the cast. The characters were; handsome groundskeeper, corrupt cop, stoner furry, lesbian plastic surgeon, elegant club owner, and twin performers. Who was the killer? Who was the father?
Killer: Handsome Groundskeeper
Father: Club owner (she is trans)
In High School I won a Golden Key award, the recipients of which need to be nominated by their peers. Who nominated me?
I did on Taz's phone
The Hong Kong trip was unforgettable, especially since I got so sick I couldn't keep down any food for the majority of it. The first night of my illness you three went to a very special location while I vomited watching Robocop, describe the location I missed out on.
It was a restaurant that floated on the water
We all recall StoryTime Magic, my childhood youtube channel, but do you remember what the first video was about?
[one sec gotta rewatch it] LeaLea was late to picking me up from The Wizard of Oz rehearsal and told me she was on her way, however I called her on the home phone
Delinquent Doggy Daycare, not one of my favorite jobs especially since I got bit. List any one of the following traits about the dog that bit me; breed, size, name, and cause of the bite
Breed: Husky
Size: Fatty
Name: Zeus
Cause: He started a fight with another dog, I tried to break it up and it bit me. He also got bit
My most recent project is about the goddess Artemis and her band of maidens hunting men that deserve death. The main character falls in love with the goddess while struggling with her new role as a murderer of the wicked. Who is the antagonist?
Artemis, she becomes obsessed with the protagonist having never been in love before