Sarcastic Superlatives
Funny Superlatives
Athletics
Project Teams
Lost 2013 BMEs
100
This duo is the most concise and most likely to use words that a kindergartener would understand, respectively.
Who are Kevin Shute and Mo Karam?
100
This student is the most likely to give everyone a heart attack.
Who is Daniel Markwalter?
100
They are a Division I pole vaulter.
Who is Daniel Markwalter?
100
They worked with the E-Z Chronos; also known as the Dream Team.
Who are Mo Karam, Daniel Markwalter, Matt Pyrz, and Kevin Shute?
100
This ex-2013 BME will hopefully be returning to complete their degree soon.
Who is Ralph Abraham?
200
This BME has the weakest grip strength.
Who is Shane McGinley?
200
This BME is the battiest and the most likely to say a sarcastic comment that makes others feel stupid.
Who is Daniel Stern?
200
They are a club rugby player.
Who is Ross McMonigle?
200
They created a powerpoint entitled "Pop Goes the Aneurysm" (but did not present with that title).
Who are Alyssa Becker, Chelsea McKiernan, and Daniel Stern?
200
This BME transferred to New York University after sophomore year.
Who is Katie Monigan?
300
This BME is the most likely to be on time.
Who is Matt Pyrz?
300
This BME has the best nicknames.
Who is Tony Moats/Mony Toats?
300
They played field hockey.
Who is Alli Hogan?
300
They lost a member and placed his picture on the front of the powerpoint anyways.
Who are Shane McGinley and Anthony Moats?
300
They transferred to Marist College following BMEG 210.
Who is Matt Foster?
400
This BME is the best dressed on a daily basis.
Who is Matt Young?
400
This duo are most likely to be featured on cops and most likely to get lost in Lewisburg, respectively.
Who are Ross McMonigle and Alli Hogan?
400
They rowed, rowed, rowed their boat.
Who is Daniel Stern?
400
They lost a member and still managed to win the senior design challenge.
Who are Mo Karam and Matt Young?
400
They switched to the College of Arts and Sciences after BMEG 210.
Who is Caroline Merrell?
500
This BME is the most disorganized.
Who is Chelsea McKiernan?
500
This BME is most likely to quietly take over the world.
Who is Alyssa Becker (shhh, don't tell)?
500
They played tennis.
Who is Alyssa Becker?
500
This team even managed to make Dr. Bieryla laugh during a presentation.
Who are Ralph Abraham, Ross McMonigle, and Matt Pyrz?
500
This BME transferred to Butler University after freshman year.
Who is Kristen Senatar?
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