Statistical Feats
Charmander's legendary run vs Saffron not only saw him drag his team to victory but also saw him become the only player to accomplish this in (3 straight games)
What is scoring 30 points?
Curtis insists that if anyone in the KBA can get a triple-double, it will be this player
Who is Bulbasaur?
Finishing top 4th in Sixth Mon of the Year voting, this player has stunk it up in the playoffs and is known for its coach's weird fascination with it.
Who is Mew?
Breaks in the meta need to be embraced- that's why this player has the unorthodox nickname of 'Cameron Payne'
Who is Vileplume?
"Celadon's having a block party..."
What is "... and everyone's invited"?
6 3's in a game has only been accomplished by 2 players- Gengar and this Small Forward whose KBA nickname aptly dubs him thanks to his shooting ability
Who is Hitmonlee? (Hitmonthree)
Despite being Curtis' favourite player, seeing this player almost get nominated for DPOY infuriated our commentator
Who is Ursaring?
Likely Curtis' favourite bench in the league, he glazes this bench unit's chemistry and identity, filled with players who knew their role. Perhaps this is what helped power them to having the league's number 1 defence
Who is the Mushroom Kingdom Ultras?
Now a symbol for other reasons, this Team Rocket player has been dubbed by Curtis as 'the most mid/average player in the league' on multiple occasions.
Who is Nidoking?
Curtis' signature call when something goes wrong
What is "OH NO"?
A double OT game saw this player put up a KBA record 22 rebounds in a loss he was largely responsible for
Who is Blaziken?
In his Instagram username (curtisrcoleman), Curtis' middle initial is present. This, His middle name, is after his grandfather who goes by a nickname that is also slang for male genitals
What is Richard? (also follow me on IG)
The only canonically female player in the league, this player led all bench players in assists this season.
Who is Jigglypuff?
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Who is Hitmonchan?
"... are one step closer to becoming..."
What is "... the very best like noone ever was"?
The regular-season steals (5) record is unsurprisingly held by a player known for attempting to steal
Who is Meowth?
A common source of turmoil behind the scenes, Curtis openly hates this player who might be about to win a title.
Who is Machamp?
The KBA record for points off the bench does not come from Cell or Sonic, but this unlikely source, dropping 26 on Saffron, in what was the KBA equivalent of Malachi Flynn
Who is Red Yoshi?
This player was the highest scoring starter or starter evolution
Who is Greninja?
These are Curtis' signature 3-point calls
What are "Yessir" and "GOT IT"
The league's largest margin of victory came in a completely expected game in hindsight, an early season matchup saw these two squads on opposite sides of the standings face off, resulting in a 25 point win for the squad who made the playoffs
Who are the Saffron Kicks and Rock Tunnel Gravelers?
Curtis has said on air that he believes Ash Ketchum's best fire type is this character
Who is Infernape?
Lineups in the KBA are fluid. Name 3 players who is now currently a starter after starting the season off the bench/vice-versa
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Who is Shiny Gyarados?
"Rejected like everytime..."
What is "... I've asked out a girl"?